So... you came to read about the Whisky Creek War Zone? You have come to the right place my friend!

 

This is the official page of the Whiskey Creek War Zone. We use "TV style" wrestling to kick each others ass. You might have seen WCW or maybe WWF on TV, and we do about the same thing, except the occasional drunken violence that we love so much, and that we dont ever see on TV.

 

-The Combatants-

 

In no particular order, here they are with a list of Special Moves, Trademark moves, and Taunts if i know them. All Stats are estimated.

 

Colin "Hollywood" Stats: 5'10" 160 pounds of pure muscle.

Special Moves: Cracking bitches skullz

Trade Mark Moves: Using pure force to expell bitches from the ring.

Taunts: Hogans ear thing he use to do.

 

Phil "Famine" Stats: 5' 4" 114 pounds of beer swilling power.

Special Moves: Jumping out of no where and hitting people with the belt.

Trade Mark Moves: The Most electrifying move in the world today; the People's Elbow, Ass-Master, being gay.

Taunt: Raising eyebrow in the camera's direction, and raising belt. Running away.

 

Gary "Bum Masta" Stats: 5' 11" 250 Pounds of italian goodness.

Special Moves: Contortion of the male anatomy in any way.

Trade Mark Moves: The pee pee lift; lifting someone up off the gound by their genetilia.

Taunt: Drooling grabbing balls, and grabbing and biting others genetalia wildly.

 

Tyler "Daddy" Stats: 6'0" 150 pounds of bones and skin.

Special Moves: Running and jumping on people while they are fighting, running around in circles, nuts in hand.

Trade Mark Moves: The Daddy Driver, Diving headbutt off the roof, onto a chair.

Taunt: Hands in the air, smack the nuts with the hands, grabs his balls, makes like 3 rotations then commits suicide.

 

Chris "White Chocolate" Stats: 6'0" 145 pounds of pure THC.

Special Moves: Power bomb, choking people, occasional knee.

Trade Mark Moves: Ghetto Love, and Super Ghetto Love.

Taunt: Just knees people in the balls alot then gary jumps on him.

 

Ryan "Big Tortilla" Stats: almost 6' 165 pounds of Bruce Lee Ripage.

Special Moves: Resting and smoking while others fight it out.

Trade Mark Moves: The Fahita, The Burrito Butt, and some kind of rolling thing. Very effective.

Taunt: Taking off shirt and showing the ladies his manliness.

 

Matt "The Beast" Stats: 5' 10" 335 pounds of rippling fat.

Special Moves: Nothing that i know of.

Trade Mark Moves: Im really not sure.

Taunt: Getting pissed at tyler?

 

Kyle "Wild Monkey Boy" Stats: 5'11" 135 pounds of black lungs.

Special Moves: Bare ass farts on people.

Trade Mark Moves: Squirms from someones grasp, the second when the ref yells "three".

Taunt: Pulls up pants, puts hands in pants, smells hand.

 

Major "DroZ" Stats: 5'9" 190 pounds of tang and spam.

Special Moves: 30 Moves, 28 of them un-determined.

Trade Mark Moves: Prostate grab, Super exaggerated eye-poke, rib-rub, heart pump, hitting P.

Taunt: The rolling middle finger, hitting P.

 

Brian " B " Stats: 5'11" 160 Pounds of english beer belly.

Special Moves: Puking on the floor and rolling in it, then attacking victims.

Trade Mark Moves: Drinking alot, then watching Top-Gun and Goonies in rapid succession.

Taunt: Drinking a brew.

 

Andrea "Double-Screw" Stats: 5'7" 125 pounds of Andrea flavored vodka.

Special Moves: Pee Pee shots.

Trade Mark Moves: Pee Pee shots.

Taunt: Threatening to Pee Pee shot.

 

Amanda "Silecio" Stats: 5'7" 110 pounds of silent fury.

Special Moves: Leg Drops.

Trade Mark Moves: Leg Drops on Colin and Chris.

Taunt: Sits still, then crosses arms.

 

-Very Rarely Seen Wrestlers-

 

 

John Mclaine "M-Jane" Stats: 5'10" 150 pounds of bud smoke.

Special Moves: Smoking Bud.

Trade Mark Moves: Tries to sell opponet some bud.

Taunt: smokes bud till her forgets where he is. :-)

 

Aaron "Crazy A, Stanky-A" Stats: 5'10" 105 Pounds of pure hard salami.

Special Moves: Reaking of meat bi-products, smelling of peperoni. Mad B-O.

Trade Mark Moves: Arm pit to the face, forgetting to put on deodorant.

Taunt: Walks by, you get whiff of stank and pass out.

 

 

These are the wrestlers.. notice i put the women at the bottom. this is because they dont always wrestle, but when they do they usally kick the guys ass and this pisses me off cause girls dont have schlongs to get kicked in.

 

-Recent and Upcoming Wrestling Events-

 

lately we held the First Whisky Creek Royal Rumble which i attended personally. Luckily, i did not get hurt.

 

Match One; 2 man tag... Matt and Ryan VS Tyler and Gary?

Im not too sure on who was in this fight, but ill tell the story to the best of my recolection.

-Phil refed, and right off, chris hit the ref with the belt, and odd stuff happened in the ring. Tyler and matt got paired off, matt over powered tyler, and it ended up Ryan getting in next. The big Tortilla put the huge smack down, and had no problem smacking down the Daddy. Gary got in and it was more or less a royal rumble out side the ring... the ref got knocked the fuck out several times outside the ring, and the fight was called off because phil got power bombed when trying to count.

 

Match two; All out royal rumble..... Everyone was in it except me and amanda.

-Gary was in first with chris, then phil jumped in along side with matt and tyler. Ryan them jumped in and proceded to put the smack down hard core. Ryan made up many moves in this fight. out side the ring, objects were being thrown in and people began to fall out of the ring. Colin then jumped in and totally rocked the house. Near the end, everyone tried to roll gary out of the ring, but he got someone in an ankle lock and whooped some ass. Tyler fell out twice, and andrea got kicked out too many times to count. Daddy ran around in circles as people fell out. Phil got pulled out twice and so did most people. When time was up, colin remained in the ring the longest and won the first ever royal rumble. Best seen in the fight: Andrea dealing out the pee pee shots while chris squirmed around in pain as the Big Tortilla put the smack down. Second Best: When Phil hit colin in the head with the belt untill he passed out.

 

 

 

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