This was supposed to be Tyler, Kyle and myself, dictating the top 100 things you would do, if you were 15 again. Everything went as planned untill tyler fell on the floor complaing about his chest. Kyle punched him in the middle of the chest, and thats when the delusions began.

Top 100 things you would do, if you were 15 again.

1. A 14 year old girl. (ty)

2. A 10 year old. (kyle)

3. More Acid

4. More Xtasy

5.The same stuff as last time.

6. Lived in a foreign country for a year.

7. Brians mom.

8. Gary's sister.

9. Tried to date more cheerleaders. (ty)

10. Drink more Tequila. (major)

11. Save more money for stuff when iam 23.

12. Bang more fat chicks, because upon further inspection, they actually are tight.

13. Start selling drugs, to eventually become a millionaire. (ty)

14. Not to buy weed to smoke, from justin.

15. When and if i die, i will bequief my right shoe to major, and my left shoe to kyle. When the two shoes are brought together, you must say wondertwin powers, activate. My ghost will piss on your weed. You will see a hotdog and my ghost will turn the knob on your hotdog for the rest of your life. oh my god my heart hearts.. its not natural. It hurts. It only hurts right here. If you punch me in the heart again and i die, ill fight you. Im going into pulminary cardiac arrest. Good thing im a life guard and when im dieing i can teach you CPR. When im dead i will haunt every member of your family. As a ghost i will tip every beer you drink over. When you die i will piss on your grave. When matt does, i have dibs on matts leg, if he hasent ate it already. No you dont want matts ass, it has no flavor or fat anymore. I would eat his hand, do you know how tender his hand would be? It would be pretty good. How would a baked infant in peanut sauce taste like? (ty)

16. El Guappa means handsom in spanish. El mean she. It means she handsom. Comon spanish man. El could also mean.. she. Well, what does el mean? Not also, but L, like EL. Goddamn that fucking movie. A plague on all your houses. (hysterical laughter) I scratched queen mab! Stupid niggers, goddamn naggers. Wh the fuck does the black man mean. But i was talking to all of you. its actually both the houses. I wasent talking about your house, but all the house, your cousins house, and monkey who lives in your closets house. If i had a monkey i would tie and rop to its tail, and.. and.. i dont know. I would just tie a rope to his tail. Your goal is to sneak the monkey nards, into the enemy base. Monkey nard bombs! Im having a heart attack! Ohh.. ohh.. god.. Im gonna explode. ::cough:: (x2) (kyle and tyler)

17. Is the name of this book the color of her panites! Is that really the name! Oh my god! Its not a porn! What the fuck! They are pink! No, they are plaid. I know they are plaid, read the fucking book. Your fucking jewish, eat a fucking matzah. Zipper head. If your werent so white, id think you were a spook. If a nigger jumps off a building at night, will you see him on the way down? Only if he is looking at you. You know if a nigger jumps off the building, his eyes will be like closed. He3 would be scared and his eyes would be closed. He would go like spalsh. Fucking niggers. If you want to set up a good ambush, just hide some niggers up in a tree and no one would see them coming. Its a booty trap. no its a voodoo trap! ::stupid drunked hilarity) (more lughing) ::coughing, alot:: more laughing. oh my god. who dat. Who dere. Tyler lets smoke a bowl. (kyle and tyler)

At this point tyler because so stupid, he forgot who he was, and left, not without leaving a message, which is on the front page.