Terri Schiavo, Lived by the Cock, Died by the Cock. By Droslow @ SnakePeople.net
Before reading this, you should know that this story is fiction.. its made up. It was made for entertainment purposes.. to make you laugh. If discusting sexuality makes you sick, then turn back now. By being on this website in the first place you must be 21, and by entering you agree to that. You also agree to never spread this story as it is copywrited. Remember, make believe. Not real, just funny. Now enjoy.
Dear loyal Snakepeeps, I hereby submit my testimony to the ongoing
Terri Schiavo media coverage. I am currently attending Ms Schiavo and have a
confession to make.
Sometimes on my days off I would come into work and i would walk into Terris
room and lay a flower on her chest and just kiss her forehead and wipe the
drool from her mouth, thinking how utterly beautiful she is. I would then
change her underwear and when I peeled back the frothy scum filled panties
from her scum encrusted clit I would smile and give her a wink and reassure
her that things were going to be ok.
About 3 years ago her and I concieved a child of our love, a beautiful baby
girl which I named Tasty. I hid the pregnancy and delivered the child myself
and snuck her out of the hospital. I loved Tasty just as much as Terri, as a
matter of fact we did all the same things together. Sometimes I would let
her lick oatmeal out of Terri's cornhole and drink of her tainted milk. I
would also let Tasty give Terri the cum out of her mouth after I forced her
to suck my dick and lick my asshole after I took a shit. I tried to graft
bat wings on Tasty because I like fairies and Tasty is my little fairy.. My
little tasty fairy. Unfortunately it did not work out for poor Tasty, the
wings did not make her fly. Her maiden voyage into the great beautiful sky
from the top of my twenty-four story apartment building lasted by moments. I
did not cry and I did not weep then for I had seen that God himself had
delivered me a purpose for Tasty.
I put the limp corpse under my arm, knowing I was in for a treat. After
arriving home, I placed the dead baby in a pot of rancid diarrhea, smegma,
and menstrual discharge to act as a tenderizer. I let the child sit over
night and took the next day off of work to prepare my masterpiece. The
tenderizer did its job well- the child's body was rank with body fluids and
tender to the touch of my penis head. I sliced up onions, celery, pickles,
and other various vegetables and sauteed them in butter. The most important
step was to defecate into my crock pot. I let loose with a vile stream of
liquishit that filled the pot almost half full. I added the vegetables as
well as the baby itself. The baby sat in the crock pot for 12 hours before
it was finally done. I got out my best china and set the table for two. My
girlfriend would be arriving soon. I set the baby on a serving plate and
began to carve. I made sure to save the brain and genitals, as these are my
favorite parts. I set the ribs aside for real "baby back" ribs later that
week. My girl and I ate the tard child in one of the most romantic evenings
I have ever had. Later that night, she was feeling extremely horny (baby
meat is an aphrodisiac). I took the cooked arm and used it as a dildo on her
wet twat.
For ten years now I have begun a daily ritual with her. At first I would
just talk to her about the weather, politics and cheese but it grew.. oh how
it grew. It all started with an innocent caress inside her asshole as I was
cleaning her.. then I don't know what happened but I was rubbing chap stick
on her lips with the tip of my dick. Here I will go into detail about the
acts I perpetrated on her during the last few years. I feel very vindicated
by doing this since the love of my loins is going to die (Thankfully, she's
really starting to smell.)
In the past 10 years I have:
Given her 642 Golden Showers, 874 Pearl Necklaces and some 1295 Purple
Mushrooms. Also 52 Jelly Donuts, 32 Dogs In A Bathtub, Forced her to toss my
salad about 591 1/2 times(as we were rudely interupted by my girlfriend who
wanted to take over halfway through, to add she is not as good as Terri with
her wildly flailing tongue and probing, knowing, eyes.)
Performed over 237 Hot Lunches on her before going home at night, given her
233 New York Style Tacos, 21 Tuna Melts, 15 Chili Dogs, 8 Glass Bottom Boats
(which I do not think contributed to her current retarted state), 2
Snowmobile's (Which may or may not have caused certain injuries to her
person).
Some people may call me sick or perverse but I loved her, I loved her
drooling orificies, I loved the smells, I loved fucking her retarted ass
into oblivion. I pounded that ass like I was making Hamburger helper for a
college campus full of starving kids.
All I want from Mr. Schiavo is that he let me eat the one love in my life.
This is my entreaty.
Hot lunch: While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest.
Jelly Donuts: Just punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
Dogs In a Bathtub: This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your
nuts into a girl's ass.
New York Style Taco: Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down,
you boot on her box.
Tuna Melt: You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just
happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When
the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
Chili Dog: You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners face and proceeding
to lay a hot shit there.
Snowmobile: When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms
so she falls on her face.