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{Rojam}SP40
Dec 20th, 2003... Requests, work, holidays.
So far ive gotten pretty much all ive wanted for Christmas. I got alot of cool NES stuff from Hot Topic ( NES floor mats for your car!?) , honestly if you havent seen the stuff they have.. really cool licensed Nintendo stuff, you need to go there right now. Im all packed up and ready to move again, so once i move i wont be updating for a week or so. I know.. i suck. Real quick i would like to say fuck the holidays all together because i spend too much goddamn money on garbage that isent for me. To make up for all the money i spend i have to work double shifts and overtime.. fuck fuckity fuck.
Subj: I request something, jejeje
Date: 12/9/03 4:48:54 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: kammarac@hotmail.com (Javier Alejandro Camarena Fernández)
To: docdroz@aol.com
I'm looking for the ROM "Silent Service" for NES, can you help me? I can´t use ftp sites
Your wish is my command, Javier Alejandro Camarena Fernadez! Download Silent Service..
Subj: ROM request
Date: 12/19/03 7:37:51 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: johnsonbrian77@yahoo.com (Brian Johnson)
To: docdroz@aol.com
Hey there. I love your site. Keep up the good work.
Do you happen to have an 'Adventures of Bayou Billy'
ROM? If so, please email it or post it or something.
If not, no biggie....I'll come across it someday I'm
sure. Thanks so much. Have a good one.
Sincerely,
Brian
The way you requested a ROM Brian, well, its perfect. Everyone should use your letter as the new standard of rom request emails.
Download Adventures of Bayou Billy
Old news moved to the Archives..
Check out the new contest at RetroCrush.. name all 40 screen shots of classic games, win an awesome controller.
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{Rojam}SP39
Dec 5th, 2003... This is what SP is all
about.
When i first saw this movie on BadAssMofo, i had to download it. Some japanese guy beat SMB3 in under 11 minutes. Check it out here. The son of bitch gets 79 lives on level 8, bouncing off of bombs and other obsticles. Also another good one, but not that good.. someone has beat Contra in 13 minutes.
There is alot of controversy sourrounding this subject. As most people well know, to be a Snake People member, you must beat Contra without losing a life. Now we have never timed any of our attempts, but i know it is possible to do it very very fast. Possibly even faster than this movie. Check it out here.
Tyler said he would take on the task of beating Contra in 12 minutes. Dont know if its possible or not, but we shall see. I first have to buy Contra, because mine got lost in the move. Can he do it? Post your thoughts in the Forums.
Right click and "Save As" on the pictures above to download the movies. If the links do not work, try typing in the file names into a google search.
Download SMB3 and Contra Roms.
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{Rojam}SP38 Nov 30th, 2003... Requests, ThanksGiving.
I Love ThanksGiving. Every ThanksGiving my Snake People friends who are out of town visit for around a week. We get very drunk and play loads of NES. For some reason the Super Joy III was out and we were playing all the shooting games, and a game that looked like dig-dug with hello kitty characters.
Sorry its been so long since ive updated last. Thanks for visiting even though im a fuck. Keep sending the requests, of anything you would want to see on this site.
The Snake People Played: Hogan's Alley - Duck Hunt - SpartanX - Dig-Dug
The Snake People Drank: Blue Shots - Amber Bock - Budweiser - Fanta Orange Cocktail - White Russians
Subj: games
Date: 11/28/03 6:39:19 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: grandmastermike_2001@yahoo.com (mike ?)
To: docdroz@aol.com
CC: grandmastermike_2001@yahoo.com
i only wany 3 games...... if you have super mario bros
2 & 3 and kirby, send them to me
Thanks for the request GrandMasterMike. Next time when you wany games, use question marks and possibly say thank you. Biznatch.
Super Mario 2 - Super Mario 3 - Kirby's Adventure
Old news moved to archives (Dragon Warrior Reviews, walkthru's and roms as well)
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{Rojam}SP37 Oct 27th, 2003... Smoking is bad for you.
Last night i was making some new graphics for the site (title bar, other bars and so on) just to change things around. When changing the ROMs section's graphics, i had noticed i had no counter on that particular page. So i put one on, and checked it the next morning. When i checked it in the morning i had 200+ hits to that page alone. So i checked my sites status for the last 4 or so months for sproms.html:
So now i guess im a roms site. With a total hit count of over 60k (6 months roughly) and more than half of that coming from the roms page alone. Never did i think this site would be so popular, but im happy it is. Its about fucking time right? RIGHT SNAKEPEOPLE?
Keep sending the emails. Keep spamming my mailbox for roms. And fuck, keep visiting this site and the other sites i link.
If you want more roms, goto www.theoldcomputer.com, and click on the roms link, then the Nintendo link.
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{Rojam}SP36 Oct 26th, 2003... Again
with the eMail, Vomiting Naked, Supspace? Fuck no.
This is going to be a rather large update. Its my day off, its sunny outside.. so im going to stay in and be on the computer all day. Okay, so Chrys emailed me yesterday, which is so strange because i havent talked to him in forever. Check out this email.
Clearly Chrys is on some mind-altering drug, and is living the fantasy life in Orlando. He buys Sega Systems. He gets naked, and vomits on himself and others. And thats why we here at Snake People are so very proud of him. Flashing back real quick...
Oaf whipped up a super fine rant on the game SubSpace. If your not familiar with SubSpace, its an online game where you fly around in little space ships and kill each other, sometimes with an objective in mind. Oafs tells it like it is.
Okay, and now back to the farm. Im going to add ALOT of stuff to the NES section today to make it more complete. I would also like to say that i steal graphics, images, ROMS, crap, from other sites to make my site better. I do this, and i give no credit to the original authors. Im a fucking bastard i know. Fuck every last one of you.
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{Rojam}SP35
Oct 24th, 2003... Some new stuff, more roms, and other shit.
Subj: Hey* about ur ROMS SITE <-
Date: 10/24/03 1:45:06 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: FUBUizME1@cs.com
To: DoC DrOz
IM andre. I love ur site. wish i could help. I am looken for some particular games, For NES emulator: Ducktails,excitebike, and if u know other go0d games let me know
Well im letting you know right now Andre, its your lucky day! These are some go0d games indeed!
Roms added to the rom section: Home Alone, Duck Tails 1, Duck Tails 2, Excitebike, Earthbound.
Remember to right click and "save as". If you forgot how to do this, scroll down untill you see a dragon.
Quick thanks to Oaf for the new and improved version of the NES CD. Added ALOT of new games with the CD.
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{Rojam}SP34
Oct. 23rd, 2003... I hate Home Alone
Iam Beside myself with grief. As soon as i post the "10 Things I Hate" article, people actually reqest the game Home Alone. Well i'd hate to disapoint...
Subj:
Date: 10/21/03 9:22:18 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: ssjosh_313@hotmail.com (josh)
To: docdroz@aol.com
hi thanks for all your great roms but i was wondering if u had home alone? thanks if you do -josh
Josh, this one is for you.
Right Click and "save as" to download.
{Rojam}SP33
Oct. 18th, 2003... 10 THINGS I HATE
Back by popular demand.. 10 things that i hate, and i promise i will throw in a Nintendo reference here and there.
Click here to read the 10 THINGS I HATE
For those who didnt really want to read all that shit, just visit the archives and download some roms. Also i will be uploading much more stuff to the NES info section very soon. Yes sir. You are correct sir.
{Rojam}SP32
Sept. 26th, 2003... A few quick changes.
Just want to thank everyone for still visiting this website even tho i dont update as often as i should.
Have a rom request from piscaldragon@yahoo.com (John Gentzel), wanted to see Dragon Warrior 3 in the roms section. Good call John, heres the rom. Also as an added bonus, the much better Dragon Warrior 4 has been added. Sorry about the Dragon Quest picture, i couldnt get my emulator to play DW4.
Walkthroughs
Gamer's Rage Walkthrough, DW3, split into two pieces. Pretty good.
Gamer's Rage Walkthrough, DW4, about the same thing. Decent.
RPG Classic's Walkthrough, DW3, The better of the two i have listed. Has it all.
RPG Classic's Walkthrough, DW4, Text only, go with the other one this time.a
{Rojam}SP31
August 8th, 2003... Mail-Bag, other fun
Oaf emailed me the other day:
Subj: SP stuff
Date: 7/29/03 7:04:26 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Mjs0980
To: DoC DrOz
Dude, was looking through the section of info/weird NES systems/accessories, and thought of two items that aren't listed: NES MAX Controller (with turbo buttons, and the sliding circle direction pad) , and the QuickShot controller (not joystick, turbo switch, round rocker type directional control). Can provide these (have both) for pictures if you want. I believe I still have the box and manual for the MAX too. Can also provide the box for the 4 Score, still have those in good condition, plus the box for an NES brand cleaning kit that you might throw in somewhere. Anyway, going to run for now, hope to hear from you about these things.
Im sorry if i forgot those things. I have alot of stuff that i havent added yet, some i havent see anywhere else. If you reading this Oaf, send me your shiz-nat. Oh and Oaf, feel free to post on here whenever you want. Just email me, what you want to change on the site. Im sorry in advance for what im about to do.
On another note, my ex-girlfriend is a lesbian. What have i done? Check out her website. I seriously didnt know i had it in me guys. I made a girl dyke. Thats one more thing i can cross of my to-do list. Her AOL profile is much better, but that unfortunatly is something the law wont let me post.
I aquired many NES games, so im going to upload the ROMS soon. I have another 10 or so put up, so expect those up tonight or tomarrow morning. The info section is getting an update and im adding a music section for NSF files. (NSF files are sound files, ripped from rom images. neato.)
A quick hello to my non SP friends, Gary (droslow). Yep, just one. Gary, do you need the Wheel of Time #9? im done with the fucking thing.
Check out this IM matt sent me.
{Rojam}SP30
July 20th, 2003... Gradius - R-Type + Life Force = Salamander
Over the last couple days i worked ALOT on the NES section, added about 20 new different kinds of rip off, unlicensed, and pirated NES systems with pictures, added new graphics where ever i could, and i put in a new review. Read all about Gradius here, or scroll down. Whatever. Oh, and added roms to the roms section too.
All the good funny old news, moved to the archives. Like the Robocop Homo article. haha.
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{Rojam}SP29
Apr. 1st 2003... Little P is an Ebay whore.
check this out for a quick laugh at an ex-snakepeep members expense.
Chrys is considering starting a Northern SP League, should Lil P be let back in?a
{Rojam}SP28
Mar. 2nd 2003.. Its been along time, once again.
Trying to get enough time to do updates.. very hard making enough time with work, living on my own and having a girlfriend.. nuff' whinin' here is a picture.
Other picts: (1) (2) (3) Chrys and the fat chick: (1) (2)
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SP27 Nov. 25th, 2002..
The One Year Anneversary of Snake People!
Today marks the 27th update, at the One Year mark of Snake People. Sure, SP has been around for longer than a year, but if your SP knowlege is sharp, you would see this is the 1 year mark for the website. 1 year from this day we decided to let other people know who we are and what we do. Even tho we all live in different cities and different states, we still play Nintendo and goddamnit, we are fucking good.
Click here to see what my fellow Snake People have to say about the one year mark. (Chrys, Tyler and the Oaf)
Its sad to see friends goto different places (fats, B, chrys, and some others) A is still around, still plays Nintendo and comes over for a game now and then. Mike St. Oaf still stays secluded in his dark dreary house playing the Nintendo to this day. Even though the original crew is not together that much anymore i will keep the website going in consant memory of what once was. I now encourage you to please take a trip down memory lane and read the Archives, and the Features.
Thanks everyone for a great year.. miss everyone who is gone. Many beers to come.
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SP26 Nov. 22nd, 2002.. A
quick update
Just letting everyone know that my girlfriend is sucking on my ear.. oh and and that i did a big update to the NES Info section. (click on the NES link above) I moved alot more of the posts you saw at the bottom to the archives, so if you want to see Chrys, with Dragon Warrior IN his ASS, click here.
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SP25! Nov. 18th, 2002... Sorry i was so faggot
everybody.
Alot has been going on in my dreary mundane existance. I feel as if i need to do an update of this fantabilis site to make my day that much better. This update is a little off topic being that it has nothing to do with NES, but i guess you can say it has something to do with it because both Robocop, and Willow were 80's movies, and they do have NES games based on them. Anyways. Willow, and Robocop. (Download the NES roms here)

Both great games for the arcade stand up machines. We know little of the background of these two fine gentleman. Let me tell you first about our heroic champion of justice, Willow Ufgood. Willow is a ladies man, capable of doing anything he puts his mind to. He is very brave and heroic and he has a hot midget wife named Kiya. She cut off her hair for willow. Willow is 100% man, and is not a homosexual in anyway. He saved a baby from this crazy bitch who had herpes on her lower lip. Bavmorda or some-such. Greorge Lucas wrote books continuing the movie, but they sucked because they werent about Willow.

Well then there is Robocop. First off he is a flaming faggot who sucks little asian dicks for coke. He is a crooked Cop, and he always shot the wrong guy. He sometime has sex with little boys which personally makes me sick. He frequents the waterparks in the Orlando area so Chrys better watch his sweet ass, or Robocop will put his 3 1/2 foot penis attachment square in that virgin little brownie bar. My hate for Robocop goes very deep, considering he beat the shit out of Clarence Bottiker in the first movie, who later turned out to be Red, the dad on That 70's Show.
Thats pretty much all i have to say about that. Of course your all wondering if they made a game with Robocop and Willow, in the same game.. well they didnt. God knows i prayed and prayed every night under my TMNT sheets and matching comforter waiting for one to come out. Well, in toast to that:
Robocop: "I got your back man, ill be back here sucking dick for smack."
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SP24, Sept 6th, 2002.. I moved!
Along with some other troubles ive been having with paying for the website, i moved. It only took a day and i found a very good roommate so everything went as planned. I hope to have some pictures on here in the next couple days of new place, and NES' new place in my new pad. Chrys is soon to move to Orlando, so more info on that coming soon.
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SP23, July 12th, 2002.. So tired, so drunk
(If fats and i had a IM conversation right now, this is what it would look like.)
DoCDrOz: dude.. things would be a hell of alot better if your mom gave up the buttpussy.
MrWickedClown: You know, some day ill be rich and famous for inventing a machine that stabs people in the face over the internet.
DoCDrOz: hahahahaa mole people ha! shit
MrWickedClown: what the hell are you talking about.
Chrys' "Powerglove I hate you", article, moved to the archives.
Downloads: FCEUwin (better than nesticle) Skate or Die - Little Nemo - Joust - Spiderman
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SP22, July 11th, 2002.. A day out with PowerGlove!
Shit, he hasent seen some action since the late 80's. Its time PowerGlove and I try and patch things up...
Click the picture of PowerGlove stabbing my face to see our day out!
Dont forget to download some Roms, and check out the features.
Old news moved to the Archives.a
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SP21, July 8th, 2002.. I hate Money!
Tomarrow morning im closing my Bank of America account due to its fuck ups. This website is linked to my BofA check card, so that means no snake people for a while. I dont know how long, but it might be a week or more till i can find another way to pay for it. Bank of America sucks, they fucked over my account for the last time. Mostly, i blame God. God and Bank of America are in this together i know it. They are both gay and trying to F me in the B. No more i say!
Got a whole lot of new NES games from the flea market in the last couple months. Ill update tomarrow with a list of new games ive got, w/downloads and all that jazz. Sorry there hasent been many updates, but things have really took a turn around here. Matt & Tyler both left to Pirate Camp (College), so its been hard for me to get fresh ideas. Ill think of something, i always do.. even if it takes a dozen beers and 2 whores from Tokyo Bay.
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SP20, May 22nd, 2002.. Not wthout DW up my ass!
A helpful reminder to those who sleep without their phants pantoms. You might get dragon warrior stuck up your ass. Man, im such a faggot. Look at me. Passed out drunk with Dragon Warrior up my ass. What a better way to live my youth and celebrate graduating high school. Now for some insightful quotes from the other Veteran Snake People.
On a second thought, Dragon Warrior is a ladies man; He said he wanted to build a "Rainbow Bridge".. all i got was a big stab in the poo. Talk about fulfillment of a lifetime. (more like filling my crack full of gray colored plastic nostalgic gaming material.) Its all good. DW, i love you.
Not to get off the topic of Dragon Warrior and my ass, check out Oaf's fat ass Bible Adventures review. Now. Fukka.
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SP19, May 21st, 2002.. We hate Fats.. So good in the
balls!
Click here to see the animated GIF
I was hanging out at fats the other day and Tyler popped in, he sat down and him and fats proceeded to converse. Now as I was observing these two wretched souls that I call my bras (did you just call me a ladies undergarment) I couldnt help but first run to the fridge and get some red juice and then think about how much I just wanted to see Tyler kick fats in the balls. After that scenario played through my head, I laughed out loud and Tyler called me a faggot. So I started thinking hmm I wonder how he would taste with some fava beans and a nice bottle of flaming sambuca. Then I started to drool, caught myself, and ate the rest of fats cheez-its. He was not pleased but I dont care cause I just enjoy the scenario of Tyler kicking him in the balls and I feel happy about my life.
Also, check out the Roms section. Went with the movie theme and added Predator, Alien 3, Back to the Future, and Robocop. Dont forget to check out the features sections for new shit. Bitch.
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SP18, May 18th, 2002.. All the love goes out to my
Rodies.
After seeing the movie, Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, i thought i would do an update about it. I know, this is not NES. Hey too fucking bad. The movie was very good, and the best part of it was that my favorite race the Rodians was represented very well in this movie. In Episode One, Anakin and baby Greedo were in the pod race scenes together. In this movie, they are everywhere and i couldnt be happier. At one point in the movie Yoda actually fights some guy named Count Dooku. He twirls his light saber like nobodys buisness. At that point i relized, is Yoda half Rodian? He must be because Rodians are also green and bad ass. I mean there are midgets in every species. Look at the Ewoks; you now they are just the poodles of the Wookie race. So my closing thought is:
Right click here and save as to hear what yoda sounds like.
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{Rojam} SP17,
May 6th, 2002.. New Review, birthday approaching.
As you can see if you took the time to scroll down, i did a new review on Gauntlet. Its short, but its all good. My Birthday is tomarrow, May 7th, and if anyone cares ill give them money. I plan on drinking alot of beer and playing nintendo tomarrow, maybe even getting laid. What if when i was giving it to a female doggy-style, could i put a NES on her back? What would it be called? Im gonna have to call it the Play Choice Advantage.
Old News moved to the archives. Check out the Unfinished Castlevania Site.
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{ChryS} SP16, April 25th, 2002.. PowerGlove, i hate you.
So the other day I was sitting around thinking about how miserable of a person I am and how much my life sucks and that reminded me of good ole powerglove because much like my life I really dont like powerglove. Now you might think well chrys now how could you hate powerglove its Nintendo and your supposed to love Nintendo and I would say to you that if you would just shut your mouth and stop being a faggot and brush up on your Nintendo etiquette than you would understand perfectly what I am talking about.
See PowerGlove and me have one of those love hate relationships Id love to beat it with powerglove now but I hated playing games with it then. Actually most of the memories that I do have of powerglove are me getting frustrated with the damn thing and tossing it across the room or spending countless, precious minutes (that I could have been playing CV2) untangling endless wires that all led up to the damn L shaped sensors that rested on your TV. They couldnt of made it easier to sensorize it GOD I fucking hated those things so much oh it made me just want to blow the damn thing up but I calmed down, powerglove sweet talked me, I gave it a little loving, and we were ok again.

Well recently I have been able to relive these wonderful memories of mine with powerglove because Major and Fats happen to be at the Flea Market and low and behold what did they see right before their eyes, none other than the PowerGlove. Unfortunately it was the small size, but size doesnt matter right Ill still play the hell out of that thing. It seemed though that fats was gonna be the first to battle powerglove so after numerous tries of troubleshooting and programming M and Fats finally got Castlevania set up and they were ready to play. Off fats went putting the Glove on and doing battle, sadly though powerglove ripped the shit out of fats hands and we were sad. I still long to play powerglove but its a bitch and Im small in the pants so maybe one day somehow Ill get my opportunity to show PowerGlove whos boss or just stroke my junk with it.
SP15 April 11th, 2002.. What in gods name is a
Cocoa pie. I made it up one day while i getting Rachel Leigh Cooks butt virginity. I was all like "How many B's are in bagina baby" , and she was all like.. "Three honey, now rub one out so we can goto chi-chi's and get some margarita's." ::Bam bam bam:: "Your cocoa pie is so good baby, it makes me want to call 939subs and order big cookie!" And so the legacy began there. Im sure other people thought of it before me, but i was the first. This has nothing to do with NES fuck the fuck mother fuck babies@#)*$&. I guess i answered my own question. A cocoa pie is big cookie from Mr. Goodcents. I knew it.
I bought another domain for my Legend and Misc webpages.. it will be bought and paid for in 72 hours. www.innocentevil.com. Fucking catchy.
I have the day off today and i have alot of website stuff due tomarrow, so i figured i would update early. Remember Goonies? Well it was on TV today and so was 15 other movies with Sean Astin in it. I figured i would go goonies style and upload Goonies 1 and 2 for NES. The 2nd one is much better, and i actually know how to beat it.... considering the 1st one was a jap* release.
A quick call out to all the snake people: HEY FUCKERS do a fucking update, make reviews, upload roms. Assfuckers.
Classic Gaming's 8 bit Theatre - I-Mockery - Kahnadex - X-Entertainment - Nintendojo
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SP14 April 9th, 2002.. How to be a NES Master
Well again its right before work and i decided to do an update. I wrote up a page on what you, my elegant readers, have to do to become Snake People material. Do yourself some fucking good, and read this shit.
The Origin of the Snake People.
Old news moved to the archives.
SP13 April 1st, 2002.. Our Childhood
Today before i go to work, id like to write a little bit about my childhood. I had obscessions. I was a collector. I was a freak.*
The only things that mattered to me were toys, toys, more toys, and Nintendo. Voltron, Thundercats, and G.I. Joe action figures were scattered all over my room. Transformers took over the remaining portions of my house. My brother was pretty into the military so i had alot of toy guns and such. Thats all the mattered. Going to school the next day to tell my friends that i got the new Sgt. Slaughter action figure with kung-fu grip, was all that was on my mind. I remember getting my first NES.
I lived with my brother Jared and my sister Jenny at the time, and i think the NES was mainly for them that Christmas. Jenny was too busy with her boyfriends, and Jared was busy with his insane lunacy.. thinking he was a jungle commando; Going as far as to shoot live ammunition into the woods behind our house. I got the NES, the Kung-Fu game cart, and Super Mario Bros. cart. I played Kung-Fu the whole christmas break, and went screaming to my friends the next day that i got it. Of course they all had Nintendos too. Thats right around the time i saw my frist Nintendo Power. Finally at last.. a magazine that talked about the ONLY thing i cared about in life. I read the magazine over and over, playing games while reading, and bringing it to school to show my friends. "Wow Major! Look! 30 lives in Contra!" Classified Information was always my favorite section. Captain N and the Game Master was also a daily staple of life.

Im guessing a year after i got my NES for Christmas, Zelda was in my christmas wish list my mom made the family fill out and give to her. Of course, i did not get it. Insted, i got the zapper/duck hunt, RC Pro AM, and Rad Racer. My friend Eric Ross got Zelda, and because of that i went to his house every day after school and played it with him. Zelda is the best game i have ever played! Not only was it my first RPG ive ever played, it was also the most classic. Everyone who had a NES remembers it. This game introduced me to the games that i love the most.. first Dragon Warrior, then Final Fantasy.... The list goes on. The hype was all about zelda II in the following months after Final Fantasy. A friend of mind who had visited canada had brough back a copy.. as it was not available in USA yet. We played the dog shit out of that game. After beating it, did i relive that the game was a giant disapointment to me. It was nothing like the first one, and it was terribly hard. A kid wants a simple game, easy to play. This was not it.
At Eric's 8th birthday party, he got the game Wizards & Warriors. You play some knight with a useless sword, and you poke people with it and jump really high. I loved the game so much, i played it and didnt let anyone else play. Fuck everyone else, the game rocked. Later that month i borrowed it, and im pretty sure i didnt give it back. This brought me back into the love for Nintendo. I lost it there for a second, but this game brought me right the fuck back in. Anyways, i needed to vent my childhood memories so i dont have to think about them ever again. Sorry for this brief interruption.
Do yourself a big favor, Goto the roms page.
*Still am a freak
SP12, March 30th, 2002.. A Boy and His Blob: Adventures in
ricearonia
Matt Mad a killer walkthu for A Boy and His Blob. Check it out NOW. I really dont have much else to say.. im drunk, and im going to bed.
Old news moved to the archives.
Brian 's altered pictures... still looking good. (1) (2) (3).
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SP11, March 27th, 2002.. Chrys is almost in... wait he is
in.
As part of his induction, he has to beat Castlevania 2, in front of the Snake Peeps themselves. Can he do it? Cast your vote. Actually, i heard that he is training to show off to us his Snake-Peep abilities. Im hoping he can pull thru. We wouldnt have invited him if he wasent good after all. Visit the Castlevania page.
Okay so he did it. It didnt take much.. i was drunk and i let him in by mistake. Ill tell you what tho, we need more members badly. In celebration of Chrys making his way into our eleet group, he has reviewed Ice Climbers for us. Scroll down.
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SP10, March 7th, 2002.. Castlevania almost finished!
I worked most of last night to get the Castlevania 1 page done for everyone. I clean up alot of the pictures and even the title page. Im adding a couple things before work, and then ill be mostly done with it. Well thats pretty much all i have to say. This is our 10th update, and i thought i would make a little something in celebration of this glorious day. Check it out.
Neat huh? Im going to make one thats bigger and with more enimies, but this is the test one.
Remember B's zelda?
Check it out again.
<-- new Castlevania Page link, ill try and
add a better one later.
SP9, February 22nd, 2099.. Project: GoldenChair
So B made some concept images of the goldenchair. For those who do not know what a goldenchair is, its a chair, made of gold based on the HoverRound design. One change tho: you can put a young lady in the front, and have her give you head while you shop. Now all i need is a NES in that mutha.

Back to the farm. I was thinking about putting a NES in my car and what i would need to do it. Since my car was built in the 80's i cant put a playstation in it, that wouldnt make sense. Im gonna have to go NES all the way. Also, im trying to figure out how i can get the NES sound to run thru my amp. Any suggestions anyone? Im still trying to get together the Castlevania site up as fast as i can. Its not going to well because of work, and a site im making for someone. Bah.
SP8, February 17th, 2002.. Its been too fucking long.
Way to goodamn long if you ask me. I got this nice new domain, and i dont even use it. I must be on something. Over the last couple days ive been trying to put together a NES Castlevania section. With Matt's help i have a good amount of screen shots, and even movies of us playing on a real NES, no emulation. I just started putting it all together but ill announce with some fan-faire when its ready to go. SnakePeople: Castlevania.
So how has everone been? I just saw Super Troopers and i was thinking about Dracula's Curse the whole time. The music, the game, and playing as Grant. I have a choice: I can play as Trevor Belmont, Grant, or Some other bitch named Sypha. Of course im going to pick the guy (grant) who can change directions in mid air and stick to walls. Now all they have to do is add Grant into previous Castlevania games using the Sonic-and-knuckles technology.
B comes back down to Fort Myers from his sandy home in Arizona sometime in April. Well we are all going our seperate ways and will see very little of each other, so we are getting Snakepeople tattoo's. Ideas anyone? So far everyone but Tyler is game.
Quick hits:
ClassicGaming, 8-bit Theatre, Kahnadex (inventor of the golden chair), Chrys' Website
SP7, January 20th 2002.. Moving day!
Today is the day gentlemen. I bought the domain www.snakepeople.net and here we are goddamnit. I did alot of research and found a good price and all that BS. The Boy and His Blob walkthru will be up soon with pictures, but for right now im trying to get all the links straight and everything uploaded. Emails are a bitch to setup too. Anyways, ill let everyone know tonight when i get off work.
As for todays plans, when i get home im probibly going to move all of my homepage to here. What i mean by that is all my old "Demon's Pentagram" stuff will be erased and archived on this server, to escape the evil clutches of AOL, and Tripod. I wont be updating my DP site anymore, so this will be the site for everything, but of course NES will be the center. Im giving all the snakepeople.net members their own email and ability to update when they feel like it. My new email from here on out will be rojam@snakepeople.net.
I dont really have alot of time to spend on the website, but im going to make people administrators so they can update as well. I hate doing all the updates myself. I want to say hi to my dad whom i just talked to. He is sitting on the couch right now watching Beverly Hills Cop II. I think i will put some Nintendo porn on here to attract new viewers. That should work.
SP6, Dec. 20th.. Wizards & Oprah = Chocolate...
jello!
I worked on the first level of my Wizards & Warriors walk thru, click here to see the goodness. (pics, ani.gifs) Tyler, Matt, and myself have altered more NES pictures for you all.. visit the pics section.. dont be a bitch like Chris.
Brian altered some pics for the site, (1) (2) (3). So if you have a free moment, blow me where the pampers is.
Check out the new FF comic at Nuklear Power.
Visit the archives for old news. Dont forget the features either.
SP5, Dec. 16.. By mi foo is gud!
This is a very good update, mainly because i got alot done. Check out the pictures page to see some of the funniest picts you have ever seen. Matt and I spent about 3 hours in front of photoshop screen making them for you, more to come soon. Brian has done more levels for zelda, check that out here. (Adult content!) I usally dont laugh out loud, but B and Zelda, is a deadly combo. Oh, and remember B's site is not hosted by me, but by Kahnadex.com.
New features section, for all the stuff that you missed that is worth looking at; walk throughs, humor, pictures, you name it. Also added an archive section so the main page doesent get cluttered. Visit the archives when you want to see some older stuff. Oh, and i added the sad blob from A Boy and His Blob, to the sides of the updates.
As always, to download the Roms, you must right click and save as. Please do not download any roms you do not own.
SP4, Dec. 14th.. Zelda, Zelda, and of course, more
Zelda.
Who doesent love Zelda? Well of course everyone here at Snake People love it very much. We have all beaten it, we know where all the hearts are.. But for the love of god can you beat it without the sword? B-man has done it, and he is going to show you how. (adult content!) Download Zelda, download the rare jap Zelda import, courtesy of the B-man himself. Please do not download any roms you do not own.
The ever famous Kahnadex Systems website, home of best games ever; Kahnoid and MAL. Im serious i played Kahnoid for about 6 hours last night, and my fingers were numb. Needless to say im going to do it all over again cause the game is just that goddamn good. Go there now.
SP3, December 12th.. ShadowGate
What can i say? I loved playing this game a long time ago and i still
occasionally play it now. The newest SP member
OAF has wrote one of the best walkthroughs
for this game i have ever seen. Click here to read
his walk-thru, right
click here and save as to download the ROM.
Update Two, December 9th.. Metal Gear... Solid?
Being im late on the 2nd update, ive decided to add another spotlight of the week: Metal Gear. Matt has been playing alot of Metal Gear Solid 2 at his house, and this was the only game on my mind. I like the game, but i especially like the first and only real Metal Gear. I like when you shoot the albino bandana dudes and they make this wierd pop sound. I try to confuse them by laying mines and walking over them.
I beginning to hate the whole HTML thing, and i wish whoever made it would die. Oh, on a lighter note, the whole Snake Peeps squad (minus B) wanted to induct gay Chris into the group. All he had to do was beat Super Mario Bros. on the console, and thats it. Needless to say he didnt do it. He is not as good at NES as we thought and now i think we will kill him.
First Update: November 25th.. The New Snake
People
Id have to say that the Snake People (Snake Peeps for short), has been around for a number of years now. We are just a bunch of friends, that all love the NES console. To us, its the best gaming system ever made for home use. Games like Super Mario Bros., Zelda, and Metroid were out childhood. We have never given up, and we are still beating all our favorite games, again and again.
In this first update, i hope to get most of the mainpage picture up, and some basic site design down. Photoshop is open right now, and im working as fast as i can. Id like to thank Brian for the old school Snake Peeps logo.
To download any of the Roms, right click on them and save target as.
I hate this part of the page, i think its useless.
Im putting this here to let you know that you cant sue me, but you can try and be angry about it and all. Anything i write on this page is owned by me and is under no laws, except the agreement i signed when i purchased http://www.snakepeople.net that said i can do whatever i want. So there.
I hate you all, fuck you.