Once upon a time there was a noble knight named Sir Brian of the kingdom GoNadia. He was the most holiest of knights and also a very good pimp daddy. He got all the hoes, including the kings wife. "I love you Sir Brian, you have a most magnificent cock and balls." She said while stroking his monstorous cock. "Just call me smokestack baby, thats what all my hoes call me." Brian said while fooling with forbidden anatamy. "do you think your king will ever know about this endevor? i think i will poith myself if he was ever to find out." The noble knight said worridy. "He will never find out..." The queen said playing with the giant growth. She had to open her mouth! In came the king, furious with anger and deception. "What are you doing Sir Brian!?" King Big Poppa screamed. "just testing the royal goods s-sir....., i am very sorry sir, i will of couse commit suicide." Brian said painfully as he walked towrds the window. "Wait, Sir Brian! i have a job for you to redeeem yourself." The king called to him from the door. " I will give you all in the world if you seekith out for me the holiest of all the buds. Will thou honor me with this task?" The kings grimaced face showed his urge for the bud. "i will come back for the bud, and if i dont i will come back with a harem of 300 women. I will leave immeadatly." And with that parting statement, Brian left the kingdom of GoNadia.

Sir brian traveled far and wide looking for the holy bud. on several occasions he met up with some starange people........

Sir brian was trotting with his horse Yellow Fury when he met up with 3 very fetching maidens in the fields, picking flowers and doing general girly stuff. He decided to pay them a visit. "hello, my name is sir brian, i am searching for the holy bud." brain exclaimed. "we have not seen the holy bud." said the fair ladies. "but maybe you could help up with this....." Brian looked downward to see the most fantastic bush he had ever aid eyes on. "sure thing ladies." brian said smoothing as he dismouted. he walked up to them to be greeted with kisses and hugs of the naughtyest nature. He laid with them on the quilt they had laid down and chowed their box hungerly. "This is one nice box you have here fair lady." brian said between a mouthful of delecious muff and clit."Im glad you like it Sir Knight, I have worked on shaving it for some time." Rubing the bush of her friend, she took brian cock and began to squeeze very hard. "Fuck you you bitch ass monkey chow!" Brian exclaimed as he smacked the hoe aside with one stroke. The other woman advaced on the knight carefully, but what theat slut didnt know that brian had a nice defence set up. He took the sword from his horses sattle and cut the head of the hoe clean from her shoulders. Having defeated his foes he returned to adventure, traveling west, hopeing to find some clue of where to find the holy bud.

Stay Tuned for part two of, Sir Brian and the Search for the Holy Bud.