The Roleplaying Experience, Part 6.... The conclusiont to the AD&D saga.

Special guest stars:

Psycho Vil as the new DM

Major taking the part of a human theif

DM: (Vil) First off i wanted to thank you guys for inviting me over to play a quick game with you all.

Major: I was tired of DMing anyways, time to take a break.

Gary: Anyone want to goto Denny's?

Vil: i got a good snuff porn we can watch.. it has animals in it.

Tyler: Man, this is so fucking jewish.

Matt: what happened now?

Tyler: after i pulled the dildo from my ass, i took 4 dmg from busting a stitch and i died.

Chris: thats what you get for being gay.

Gary: chris you are so fucking gay. you fuck that ass chris! FUCK THAT ASSS

Vil: what is this about dildos and asses? What kind of game do you guys play?

Chris: okay, so i like the ass.

Kyle: ill stick my foot IN Major's ass again, i swear it.

Gary: Aye lassie.. he will.

Brian: Man, im out of beer. I think im gonna try and find some more of my moms wine.

Vil: Is he going to be allright? he looked kinda green.

::blank glances::

Gary: Hey Vil, member when we went to Denny's and saw the bum and the lawnmower??

ALL: hahhahaha

Major: Bum chunks!

Vil: Ahhh yes.. bum snuff porn. Nothing like the smell of chopped up bum in the morning.

Tyler: i would eat some bum.

Gary: ill give you some BUM!

::With deadly prescion Gary grabs Tylers pee-pee with his right hand and lifts him from the ground::

Tyler: HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! FUCK THISSssf fuck@@@ !

Matt: Im gonna punch him in the taint!

Chris: Im getting turned on here guys, dont stop.

::everyone looks at chris and stops what they were doing::

Gary: im never touching any dick besides my own ever again.

Vil: Why would you want to touch a dick?

Major: cause he is a faggot like chris.

Vil: are we ready to play or what? Someone tell me where you guys left off so we can start.

Major: i really dont know how we get anything done. Okay, heres whats happened so far.

::after about 25 minutes of recap::

Vil: okay, you guys are really fucked up. More fucked up than iam.. so fucked up.

Major: hey, that my story your making fun of!

Gary: i like the part where tyler got anal.

Kyle: i think that dildo was +1 cause tyler has a red eye the size of a super-nova.

Tyler: so jewish.

Vil: you shouldnt be allowed to play koblads first off. They only have 4 hit points. And tyler, how did your kobald get 21 STR when they are only allowed a STR of 12?

Tyler: I have beastial STR niggah. its in the book.

ALL: ::nods in agreement::

Vil: you must all be stupid.

Chris: well, im gay.

Gary: I fuck goats.

Major: whos stupid?

Kyle: fucking nigger.

Matt: i have double D tits.

Vil: im going home. You all dont even have your own books. Do you even own books?

Gary: ::shrug::

Chris: where are the books? did we ever have books?

Major: What the fuck.. what were we playing then?

Tyler: i dont fucking know, but it included anal and a monkey, so it couldnt be that bad.

Brian: Did i miss anything guys?

Chris: i dont think you missed anything...

Major: Hey, anyone wanna play Vampire? I have a hankerin' to play the Masquerade.

ALL: Hell yes!

Major: Dark ages or new age?

Kyle: it better be new age damnit.

Gary: i want to play my preist! Dark Ages!

Chris: who is DMing?

This was my take on roleplaying seen through my eyes. Pretend this really did happen, becuase in most cases this really did. We always have alot of fun, and we always end up switching games/stories. This is as real as it gets.. its almost word for word.