The Roleplaying Experience, Part 5
Guest Starring
Fred the Phantom Shitter
Cheeze-it brand snack food
Matt: Cheese-its are good.
Chris: where did you get that new box of cheese-its? You better gimmie some of those!
Gary: those are mine... mine i tell you! CHEESE
DM: You all smell something vile in your camp.
Gary: that must be me, im pretty ripe down south if you know what i mean.
Tyler: it better not be no shit-monster.
Matt: Watch out for flying corn.
Tyler: i have protection from core +2.
Kyle: I smell something, and its my fucking feet.
::gary has his hand in his pants::
Gary: it looks like relish, and smells like taint.. Booyah!
Chris: oh sick.
Matt: Dont touch me with that shit.
::kyle kicks gary away from him::
Brian: We are out of beer.
DM: didnt you just have a 24 pack? damn son.
Brian: its okay, there is another 24 in my room.
Tyler: holy shit man, bring it in here.
Brian: no man, thats all i got left to keep me through the night. Hows a nigga supposed to keep a buzz with no beer?
Gary: Fucking toasted almonds.
Chris: I could go for some coke right now. ((sniff))
::Matt Mateka comes back in the room::
Matt M.: Take me home right now gary.
Gary: fuck you, walk home.
Matt M.: Take me home right now or ill kill you motherfucker!
Gary: Go home fag, i never said i would take you home.
Matt M.: fuck you man! fuck you im going to kill you!
Tyler: can i kick him in the balls?
ALL: YES!
::matt m. runs away in fear screaming for his testicles::
Gary: lanky motherfucker. His sister is hot tho.
Chris: she has a big nose man.
Gary: she got a nose job man.. id fuck it.
Matt: i fucked a slut in tennesee. I busted it in her and i could be the illigitimate father of twin girls.
ALL: what?
Brian: yeah man.. and Noell watched too.
Matt: i like to fuck sluts. At least ive got some Brian, you never even got your nut off with heidy!
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAhahaha....
Brian: So. its not all about the nut. I tossed her salad too.
Chris: i like to lick the asshole.
DM: the shit smell is getting much stronger.
Chris: Gary, get your hands out of your pants!
Gary: man, i cant help this. Its all wet down there. here smell!
Chris: get that shit out of here!
DM: as the smell intensifies, you see 4 poo monsters circling Tyler.
Tyler: fuck this man, im climbing up in the tree.
DM: you look up in the tree and see.... the monkey! Matt, the monkey flings poo right in your eye!
Gary: thats what im talking about.
Tyler: fuck man! what the fuck!
Kyle: im runin'.
DM: Tyler, the shit beasts enguage you in combat!
Chris: im running away, fuck this. That is some stank shit.
gary: im gonna ill with the monkey, hes a pimp.
Brian: I gotta take a shit.. speak of the devil.
Tyler: this is jewish!
::after another long and played out fight:
Tyler: I didnt die! yes!
DM: thats because all they wanted was a hit and run!
Chris: who knew the monkey controlled the poo monsters. hahaha...
Matt: it was funny when you got your ass raped Ty, i never thought he had a dil on him!
Tyler: shut the fuck up bitches! at least i didnt die!
Gary: that was no dil in your ass, it was my cock motherfucker!
Andrea: Chris, can we go home now?
Chris: your kicked out of the house bitch.
Andrea: okay, see you at home.
::she leaves::
Kyle: What do i see when i get back to camp?
DM: you see tyler bent over with a 2 foot long black dil up his ass, and the monkey is giving him a reach-around!
ALL: hahahahhahahahaha
Tyler: fuck this shit man.. anyone wanna goto 711? Ill buy youa sobe major if you take me?
DM: maybe later.. Im not thirsty. I still my beer here to work on. Oh by the way, tyler, one of your legs and your dick is missing.
Tyler: FUCKING SHIT this is so fucking jewish! fuck this nigger shit. Fucking jewish motherfucker. Im not going to play unless i have my cock back.
Gary: i made a necklace out of it, and im wearing it around my fucking neck bitch!
Tyler: ill kill you bitch! ILL KILL YOU!
Kyle: give me a gun and $50, ill kill anyone.
DM: go postal niggah.
::we all take off to 711, and possibly taco bell::