The Roleplaying Experience, Part 4

Guest Starring

Phil as the Hairfoot

Welcoming Back

Kyle & Tyler

::phil enters room, players educate phil on AD&D::

Phil: whats a hairfoot?

Chris: its a really big monster who is stronger than all the other characters.

Phil: wow really?

DM: yeah and on top of it being so big, its hung like a donkey as well.

Phil: hairfoots are the bomb!

Gary: I hate you P.

Phil: Okay, thats it..Im going home.. where is my playstation CD?

Matt: Leave it here damnit, we still want to play it!

Phil: i got it.. c-ya guys.

::kyle and ty enter the room::

Kyle: we didnt do any fighting cause we were too busy watching Brian play Bond.

Tyler: Hahah.. he just beat facility on 007, and then he passed out. I think he was on his 43rd beer of the night.

DM: while you guys were gone, tyler healed enough so he join the party again. Be carful this time damnit..

Tyler: Did anyone bring my body with them?

::empty glances around the room::

Gary: i fucked him in the ass, and i left him in the path where the monkey would find him.

ALL: hahaha monkey

Tyler: where is everyone damnit?

DM: you dont know.

Tyler: this is so fucking jewish. fucking jews.

Chris: ill pay 2 dollars if Kyle kicks Ty in the nuts for $2.

Kyle & TY: Okay!

::tyler assumes the position::

Matt: wait! put on the doc martins!

Kyle: hell yeah this is pay back mother fucker!

Tyler: dont kick with the tip, that hurts the worst man, kick with the top of your foot.

::kyle mentally aims the tip of the doc to the nad and kicks::

Tyler: fffffffFFFUK! ::face red:: FUCK...fuck...fu.....ck..... I will not go... to... my knees..

Chris: dumb ass, i anit got $2!

Tyler: what!? fuck you bitch! i get to kick you in the nuts!

Matt: ill kick him in the nuts for free.

Tyler: fuck you!

ALL: hahaha...hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

::brian comes in the room::

Brian: Check out what i found man! ::holds up a 24 of hams::

Kyle: pass them around man.

Gary: beer is sick.. where is the toasted almonds goddamnit! toasted almonds now mofo.

Matt: I dont drink.

DM: i might drink one or two.

::in 2 minutes when people were talking, brian employs his mad drinking abiliites and downs 4 beers::

Brian: Im not even buzzed. Hey, where did 4 of these beers go!?

Chris: i havent opened mine yet!

Kyle: I didnt take your fucking beer. ((sip))

DM: beer? ((sip)) god this tastes like shit. ((sip))

Tyler: Man my nuts hurt.. ((sip)) yeah this really tastes like shit! ((sip)) Next time dont kick with the tip kyle, my fucking purple helmet hurts yo.

Matt: Im tired.

Gary: you better not goto bed faggot, im sick of you always going to bed. ::reaches for matts asshole::

Chris: Why is the kitchen light on?

Matt: its prolly my mom up for a midnight check of the house.

Gary: think she is wearing like a sheer nightgown or something?

Matt: fucking sick man.

Brian: My mom gives rounds yo! ((burp)) ::at this time, brian has drank an infathomable amount of brew::

Gary: im going to sneak in her room. Tyler, your mom is hot too. She has that crack hoe look i really dig.

Tyler: If she wasent my mom, id do her.

DM: are we roleplaying or what?

Matt: im tired.

Andrea: I want to go home now.

Jessica: ZzzzZzzz.....

Kyle: ((sip))

DM: someone detect traps.. i dont need the fucking kobalds dying again.

Tyler: i have 134 hp now BTW.

Matt: ill do it... ::rolling dice:: i got it.

DM: okay, you disarm the trap. It was a spiked club that hung from the celing.

Gary: im going to club tyler's mom's ass with my dick! SLAP SLAP bitch!

Tyler: ill allow it.

Chris: what is down the corridor?

DM: You hear something... it sounds like heavy breathing...

Gary: Thats me when im hunching.....

Matt: i cant take it anymore you are fucking sick Gary!

Kyle: Why god.. why..

Gary: I will fuck your ass! FUCK THE ASS!

Chris: allright spaz.. your gonna wake up brians mom!