The Roleplaying Experience, Part 3

Chris: Well i guess we will set up camp for tonight.. anyone have beer in their packs?

Gary: You like anal dont you Chris? Your gay.

::door opens::

Brians Mom: I told you guys not to smoke in here...

DM: just because matt is a faggot means we cant smoke?

Brians Mom: Matt is not a faggot.. he just doesent like girls.

Matt: Mom!

::gary staring at the jublies::

Tyler: i have 23 dex and 27 str and 21 INT.

DM: what?

Tyler: you saw me roll it! ::pointing at noone::

Chris: you didnt even roll, Gary has all the dice and you didnt ask him for any.

Tyler: i have some.

DM: fucking cheater. Oh well.

Gary: i have 5 18's.

DM: here comes the poo monster Tyler..

Kyle: haha.. poo monster.

Brian: ((puke))

DM: hold up, you also see a mimic coming towards your camp.

Tyler: fuck you your fucking with me.

DM: the Mimic sees you tyler and attacks, so does the poo monster..

Gary, Matt, Chris: Hahaha..

DM: the poo monster hits you first Ty. Thats 12 dmg.

Tyler: what the fuck... im dead.

Gary: your a fucking kobald man, you have 4 hp.

Tyler: fuck!

Matt: Im runnin'.

Chris: ill kill it. I got 2 daggers.

DM: you see peanuts and corn moving your way Gary.

Gary: Ill move in back of Chris.

Tyler: fuck this jewish game. Fuck this shit. This is some gay shit. jews.

Kyle: Ill enguage it.

::after a long played out fight::

Matt: i didnt even go near it, but i died?

DM: like i said man, a flying piece of corn hit you for 2 dmg. thats enough to kill you.

Tyler: Jewish.

Kyle: i got a single handed kill right?

DM: yeah.. anyone want to loot the dogs?

Chris: I will man, i need some extra cloth for bandages.

Tyler: dont you fucking take my shit chris.. ill never play again.

Chris: Speeeaaakk... WOO WOOOO

::chris loots dogs::

Chris: what is this?? a ring of regen?

Kyle: thats mine! Ill kill the niggers!

::kyle then proceeds to slash ty's body till its -10::

Tyler: what the fuck you fucking jew! im gonna fuck you up!

Kyle: bring it nigger.

::they fight in the backyard while the game goes on::

DM: we are slowly losing players. Should we ask andrea to play with us?

ALL: NO.

DM: thats settled.

Chris: maybe jess will play?

Gary: ill fuck her in the ass!

DM: i guess thats a no.

Matt: id play if someone healed me.

Chris: ill slap some bandaids on ya.

DM: Your back in action matt.. your right arm is near falling off.

Matt: from a piece of corn! thats messed up.

Gary: had it been my corn, the fucker would be dead.

DM: im going to call phil and ask him if he wants to play, we need some more people damnit.

Matt: i got his number.

To be continued in part 4.