The Roleplaying Experience, part 2

New characters

Brians Mom

Puppy as brians dog

Ryan is missing from part 2 due to the fact he was murdered by Gary. Gary killed him.

DM: Where was i again?

Gary: i think you were about to fuck jess in the asshole. Id do it.

Brian: Man whats up with the walrus in the fucking hole niggah? HAHAHA the golf course is all full of our piss! ((barf)) Man, im going to drink the british sterling.

Chris: okay he is drunk now.

Tyler: wait till he finds out he already drank the british sterling.

ALL: haha..

Matt: I dont want any weed Chris..

Chris: just a lil' green.

DM: You run after the mysterious shapes in the woods. They seem to pull farther from you and you can never make any distance on them. All of a sudden, they vanish.

Kyle: Niggers.

::Kyle and Chris light ciggerettes.::

Gary: Smoking is bad for you. ::waving smoke away::

Brians Mom: Do i smell smoke??? ::walking away:: I said not to smoke in Matts room he has bad lungs and he is my baby.. no smoking.. ::too far away to hear her::

Gary: Keep puffing guys maybe shell come back.

DM: what the fuck gary.

Gary: she has big jublies.

Tyler: Your mom's pretty hot matt.

Matt: your both sick. Fucking sick.

DM: I saw her bra, they were like triple E's!

Gary: Mmmm..

Chris: BRB guys, andrea is calling me.

::yelling in background::

Chris: okay i kicked her out of the house guys.

ALL: whatever.

Tyler: Ill buy you a gordita if you take me taco bell major.

DM: Santafe... yummy.

Matt: Who ate all my cheeseits?

Jessica: i only ate 2.

Gary: FUCK P I WANT TO KILL P

Brians Mom: There wont be any killing in my house!

Gary: mrs clifton.. you have giant jugs.