Snake People: One Year to this day: November 25th

We are a rare breed. Those of you reading this that are hopelessly stuck in the 80's know where im coming from. You watch TV, and you wonder why there isent a commercial for TMNT On Ice in your city. Your wondering why you didnt get your Happy-Meal in a box, whats up with the fucking bag? Things have changed, but id like to say i havent changed a bit. I still love all the same things, and when i grow up, i want to play Nintendo and get paid for it. Whats so wrong with that?

This being the 1 year, i wanted everyone to say a little something, but its hard to get everyone together on such short notice. Got Chrys tho.. and just recently Tyler email me with his 2-cents. Oaf just emailed me today, again with a little bit of a tribute.

{Chrys} Wow one year, beer sure does send the time flying, after all it took me half that just to get into the damn club (god i suck so bad). Sure has been quite an adventure what with dealing with the slut and of course the daily torments i get from the other Snake Peeps members but that goes along with the job right. So much to reflect on but yet i can barely remember what happened, but how could i ever forget such great memories like dragon worrior probe the very depths of my nasty choclate forbidden place, and of course the trial and tribulations of powerglove (god i hate him). We all look forward to another year of long nights and empty bottles, bless you NES for you have given me life. Snake People for life NAGA!!!!!!!

{Tyler} "Ask anyone that knows me how bad my memory is and they will prolly not be able to stop laughing for a good three hours. I havent known what the date was for close to four years, and i can never remember to bring shit with me, (money, my id,my panties, ect..) and i like to forget what tv show im watching during the commercials. But there is something i'll never forget to do is kick some ASS on the nintendo! GODDAMNIT! I can remember how to beat Contra without dieing. The Way through the lost woods on zelda. how to get all of the wistles on SMB3. and even how to beat every single fucking level on bubble-bobble! you small dicked ass raping toothless monkey fucker! other than taht im pretty well fucked in the head! (oh i can still remember how to drunk th BEE-JESUS outta some beer! OK. now back to the past year. i really dont know where to begin. there is so much to tell and there isnt anyone in the world who would be able to understand it. shit i dont even know what happened last year. but here are some highlites....

1. me getting to kick fats in the balls.

2. convincing chrys to stick dragon warrior in his asshole

3. buy-mi-fo is gud. that still makes me laugh

4. B's zelda walkthrough

5. about 7,000 hangovers

6 fats moms butt-pussy

7. fats moms gia-mungus fun bags

8. looking in fats moms porn chest and watching donna and gary

9. the erotic adventures of aladin and jasmin

10. el toro

11. A falling 35 feet out of a tree

13.Chrys and Fuck You Fat-Chick (click for picture)

14.A getting rapped by 2 Fat Chicks. (heh, A had fat chick cooter in his face!)

15.and lastly i remember seeing they bottom of way to many bottles.(but strangley enuff i wish i could see the bottom of 10,000 more with my snakepeep brothers.)

any way that it my top 15 moments of the past year with the Snake Peeps crew.

Love to all the hommies. Side Out my NIGGAH!

Tyler

P.S. just wanted to let you know that im naked right now, having just wacked it while at the best web site ever.... stileporn.com.. its the shit new hot naked bitches every day!!

{Oaf} One year for the Snake People... what can I say, but that I regret not being around nearly as much as I should have been. Hopefully this will change though. While I might not be around much, my love for all that is NES still holds strong. Lately, I've just been fucking around with a bunch of games I got on the cheap at Babbages/Gamestop. Dude...Demon Sword... definite Crouching Tiger action! Nowhere near long enough though (see Oaf's Demon Sword Review, coming soon). But anyway... mostly what I can say is that it's been an honor kicking Gannon's and Bowser's asses over and over as a Snake Peep. Now off to Publix for me to grab some brew to drink to one year! Keep it real niggas!

Fondest Snake people memory: Recieving custom Snake Peeps Crown Royal labels, which I still need to hand out.