Snake People: NES Masters (Project SnakePeople)

{Rojam} SP67 Augusta 2nd, 2006... "Rouge leader to base, we found him."

{Rojam} SP66 April 21st 2006... Absenthe: "Yes, iam the bringer of nightmares."

{Rojam} SP65.5 April 15th 2006... If god came to earth, he would reward Chris B with scat.

{Rojam} SP64 Septimber 29th, 2005... Gigantic Update, Little Post. A wee little post.

{Rojam} SP63 Augusta 15th, 2005.. Playchoice 10, The Goonies, and Friends to share them with.

F or old
updates, visit
the archives!

{Captain Jean Paul de Bald} SP62 June 27th, 2005.. Fisting virgins, eyes and rot.

{Rojam} SP61 June 9th, 2005.. Where is Ryan Rich?

Things we know about him:

Answered the phone " This is the
Cheeseboro Residence, ryan
speaking"

With an underaged girl named
Sarah.

H is Email

Ryan Rich
3870 Bonita Beach Rd.
Bonita Springs FL USA 34134

Had tattoo on right arm, "RMR"
with the right "r" backwards.

Had a book with hundreds of
names and phone numbers, of old
friends.

R oleplaying Hate Website

{Rojam} SP60 May 20th, 2005 Kyles Birthday Update

The Revolution.

God, gauntlet is so good.

{Rojam & Droslow} April 4th, 2005.. Fruits & Vegetables.

and..

Fetas!
The New
fetus
cheese!

{Droslow} March 24th, 2005.. Minibosses... Home Alone..

E mail Droslow

-Links of the Moment-

S tile Porn

The New Snake People: NES Masters SP57

N ews Filter

B adAssMofo BAMF

X - Entertainment

N es Dev

Wizards & Warriors: My Favorite Game.

SP56 March 23rd, 2005... The biggest update ever.

V isit Castlevania Site (Unfinished)

Gunsmoke: Ridding the world of indians and black people for over 20 years.

Old Gunsmoke Review

{Rojam & Platinum Fenuter}SP55 November 25th, 2004... Its fucking midnight already. Im married bitches.

Joe Camel says: "Smoke
Camel Filter Softpack,
because doing so
improves your NES gaming
skills."

{Rojam} SP54 August 28th, 2004... It is never going to stop is it? Why are all lifeguards high?

Joe Camel plays the NES.
He says the only way to
rock out is with the NES
Belt Buckle.

"I couldnt beat SMB3, untill
i got my new Mammal-Toe
Thongs. Thanks Joe
Camel!" -Nester, nes gamer.

{Rojam}SP53 August 27th, 2004... Star Trek III has whales in it. Transparent aluminum.. I love Star Wars.

V isit the Archives for more Past Updates.. even funnier shit!

B's original masterpiece.. a classic

I could not think of a more fitting picture.

It's Tyler's Car. Yes, its almost out of gas.

Very intelligent, knows martial
arts, and loves the weed.

W TF Man

This is the first test of Project: SnakePeople. If everything goes
correctly, i should have some kind of a website for you to navigate by
this afternoon. Please dont hate me because i suck.

Thank you.

Im currently working on the navigation buttons, bars and title graphics..
things are going to be changing alot. Eventually i will get the past updates
on the main page, to give new viewers something to look at.

Next i should have all the pages converted over to the new format. Maybe.

A ny questions, comments, or NES Rom requests, please feel free to contact me.

Gary's rant archive,
including smut, erotic
stories, and satanism.

Want to be a SP
Member? Email me, and
see what you can do, to
possibly be one of the
elite and drunk. (Origin)

Brought to you by: Camels Softpack

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S koopy

What does it do?

I get paid good money to make websites, and while i was going through some old stuff, i relized,
this is the crappiest website ive ever made.
I put very little time into this site, and expend very little energy. I was hoping Gary would help me
along the way, but i have no idea where he is.. I came back to my site after about 5 months, just
to look around. I still get very heavy traffic for god only knows why. Im going to change everything
tho. I promise. Its all going to change. Im going to make a new page for snake people.. and im
going to make it tomarrow.

Im going to call site plan: Project Snakepeople.

Im going to start at 6am in the morning and not stop untill 3pm the same day, untill i have to
goto work. Im going to upload every single NES, SNES, and PC ENGINE game there is. I want
this site to be everything ive always wanted it to be and more.
I get paid to make professional sites, time to give this old page the same treatment. Ive set the
SNES upload on automatic download.. so i can get that done over night. If anyone is actually
reading this, im going to have a different page for you to look at in the morning.. you fuck-sticks.

Yeah yeah. Sorry its been so long, but i got married to the best fucking woman evah. Her name is Jen (post) Asselin.
Who knows why she would want to take my name, but i think its because she wants people to make fun of her for the
rest of her life. She is way out of my league; "left field" being the best way to describe the last 3 months of my life.
Here are some picture to catch everyone up with.

Jen and her hotness. (1) (2) (3) yes she is hot, and i do her in the butt.

Our Wedding. (1) (2) (3) and we fucked like animals afterward.

Tyler, drunk, performing the double shot. (1) (2) tyler is a lady, and ill put a dress on him and love him.

Tyler singing? (1) (2) Baby got fucking back. tyler has no back, his ass is non-existant.

Kyle posing for the camera, and caught in midair. (1) (2)

Kerry doing the lawnmower. (1) (2) (3) Mike doing something. (1)

Jen and her nephew.... (1)

Jen reaching for me.. (1) Jen wrote me a little something on the mirror one morning.. (1) aww. fuck me to tears.

On a completly different note, im going to extend SP to cover all PCEngine games, and emulators. I bought about
1000 times more space for the site, and soon we will rule the emulation world. Check out what i have so far.. all the
TurboGFX games, thu B. You can download these games, untill i make some proper links and so forth. Eventually i
will password protect all roms for your protection. Like a sponge in your virtual vagina.

Ill leave you with a quote.. "Where ever you go, there you are." -Buckaroo Banzai

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Your Mom. Bitch.

Last night i decided to do a little article about our youth. We all
took turns (tyler, kyle and I) rollerblading in the parking lot last
night, and i thought.. what would it be like to be 15 again? So i
wrote an article, and here it is.

A quick exerpt from the above article. "You will see a hotdog and
my ghost will turn the knob on your hotdog for the rest of your life."

Tyler's testiment at 12:30 AM.: "At this point in time i can only
hope Major is writing what i say on the computer. i know in the
morning i wont remember this and odds are i wont believe it. But
damnit, its true. Fuck you bitches, peace nigga."

Well now that Tyler is gone, and he took his drunken stubles with
him, i can post some smut for yall.

Big-Ups to all those perverted bastards at the Fort Myers Beach
pool. Stop looking at this, and save someones life already.

NES Specs & Info, pirated and otherwise - The NES Rom archive.. thusfar

Best.. Game.. Evah!

Im all about it.

Yes im Canadian.. and
i love the NES

Worst fucking game.

Visit
Kahnadex
Systems

Sorry its been so long since ive
updated..

As you all know, Hurricane
Charley tried its hardest to rip a
new asshole in the small po-dunk
town of Fort Myers. Well, it did,
and it sucked. Id say other
people got it worse than we did,
but it sucked nuntheless.
Anyways. Just another excuse to
party.

Planned updates: The Blazing
Path: The trials and tribulations
of Tyler Wadas' Genitals.

Gary, Ty and myself have come
up with the top 100 sci/fi and
fantasy movies of all time.

Surgeon General's
Warning: Smoking may
cause you to excel at
NES.

The new Teddy Ruxspin

V isit the Kahnadex
Website.. Play
Murderers and Looters!

Since I am being verbally hounded by an unmentioned jackass named
Rojam, thats Major spelled backwards incase anyone missed it, I am writing a piece
near and dear to my heart, nuts..colon, whatever. When I am faithfully
playing my Nintendo Entertainment System video games I think nothing gets my
blood/liquor flowing like when a game does something really fucked up and I
get fucking psycho pissed and break thE FUCKING CONTROLLER OVER MAJORS GOD
DAMN HEAD CAUSE ITS HIS FAULT! diHSKJD HOMEALONE!JH!JH!!!. . . Oops, off
topic, I meant the music! Yes, good ole beepy beeps! What brings you into
the mood more than listening to the eerie tones of Castlevania? Listening to
the Minibosses play it of course!

Now if you mosey on over to their website you'll see they will be doing
shows in April. What better way to show your adulation of NES than to show
up and pay money to listen to your NES favorites such as: Megaman,
Castlevania, Contra and more!? Makes me want to down some everclear and put
alil snow on the bush just thinking about listening to my favorites rendered
into chords of metal goodness. So I know what your thinking right now.. You
want to get some order the new CD, kick it in your musical interface and
load up Double Dragon and play it like you've never played it before. I'm with you.

Well I believe i've sold the point home now so I can go back to living my hermetic life in the
trash compactor. Special note to Webmaster: Please stop
putting things in there that gum up the works, I know you think it should be able to crush
bedframes, axels and various Genesis enthusiasts but all it does is wake me up when they
come in to repair the shit. Thanks.

Since it's been so god
awfully long since there
has been an update on
the internet eyesore that
is Snake People (fuck
you im not a member,
bitch.) I can not recall if
the goodness that
Minibosses is has been
flaunted enough to make
them pick up notice and
give us some kickbacks
for advertisement. I mean
you think if you throw
minibosses.com around
a few times on a
website they'll be like;
'hey those guys are cool
lets give them money for
being slackasses like
us.' Yeah, it may be a
pipe dream but we'll give
Head a workout
nontheless.

Love it

Head?

The Roleplaying Experience

P art 1 - Part 2 - Part 3
Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6

OLD ARTICLES

1 0 Things i hate

C hrys' Vomit eMail

M y Car's Engine

G ary and B Lost Convo

U nfinished UO Story

J ason's White ninja eMail

O ne Year Anneversary

M ike Hates Subspace

G radius Overview

Fats and Rojam, Finding
a healer. Play UO.

Im going to start this update off by saying that
Gary is insane. Facts to prove my theory: He
does not sleep. He is a vegetarian, and also
an alcoholic.. (ill drink to that). He could be
arrested for any random thing he utters, i
mean anything. Oh yeah, and he is in love
with Terri Schievo. I mean, this facination
goes deep. I did help a little. Here is a tidbit
from his article...
"In the past 10 years I have:
Given her 642 Golden Showers, 874 Pearl
Necklaces and some 1295 Purple
Mushrooms. Also 52 Jelly Donuts, 32 Dogs In
A Bathtub, Forced her to toss my salad about
591 1/2 times."
Read the Droslow Exclusive here. (explicit)

Gary's Time with Terri

Today I added alot to the site.. More stuff on the
sidebar.. fixed some links. and so forth.. alos found alot
of old material that got lost.. i put that on the bottom on
the left, under the "i hate you" picture.
Checked the badwidth today.. not bad.. people are
visiting again. Why, i will never know. I wouldnt visit
this site.

I heard mixing the two cereals together, is like
putting two mirrors together.. or scanning a
scanner. It would end the world.

This update brought to you by..

G radius

Today is Kyle's Birthday.
In celebration of this glorius day, Kyle and I are going to buy an icecream truck, fill it with prostitutes and then
sell them at the local elementary school, just like ice cream!
I doubt we will do that insted, he is going to get a cake, some mini-golf, and some beer. Yes, beer. For those
unfamiliar with what a cake looks like, it goes something like this:

This week i have changed all the icons to the left so they dont look terrible
anymore. All navigation buttons actually go to where the button suggests, as
well as a nifty mouseover graphic. Yay. Changed alot, still adding alot because
alot of people seem to like this ho-hum page. Why? I think its all the porno, and
free roms. I dont have a banner too, that may be some kind of attraction..
seems like every good site out there has sold out and has 1001 pop up
banners advertising free penis enlargements.

Nintendo released their new system last week: The Revolution. Looks like a
great thing to be had, the only reason i would think about buying it is because
of the 20 years of games its backwards compatible with. Yes 20 fucking years
of games. Its like a great big emulator. It will play anything to you download
onto a memory stick and put into it. Glorious i tell you! Any how, i must be going.
Enjoy the SNES and PC Engine archives for your downloading pleasure.
Visit Nintendo's site for more information on the new Revolution, the GBA Micro.

GBA Micro

Tyler's Favorite!

Goto Nuklear Power.
See comics. Enjoy.

We once knew a man, and this man's name was Ryan Rich. He lives for the game, actually
every game. He played every single RPG table-top game on the market, and loved every one of
them. From the barely known Car Wars, to the elusive Street Fighter RPG by WhiteWolf, he had
every manual, book, and players guide. We met Ryan while playing Vampire at Gary's house, on
an internet chat for gamers. He came by the house and joined in on a game. From that point
forward he was one of us. Every weekend we played, for several years. He was one of the
gang. Untill something strange happened. He moved away.

He met a slightly underaged girl named Sarah, whom Chris B had sex with on occasion. They
ran away together to Michigan, Ryan's homestate, and we havent seen him since. We got one
phone call, and no one can remember what was said anymore in that conversation. Ryan was a
great guy, he knew how to party, how to make friends, and how to steal. So for these reason, im
going to try and find him with the power of the internet. While sitting at the computer this
morning, i was going through old websites and throwing them out, when i saw a copy of Ryan's
original website he gave me on a disk for me to look over. In my excitment, i spilled a full glass
of freshly made tang on the disk, ruining the contents within. I got thinking about him, and so
here iam with this post.

On an educated guess, id say Ryan's site was up around.. err.. 1996-98'. So i found the orniginal
URL and typed it in. Holy shit its still there. This site still retains some value.. I even found his
old address in here. The Roleplaying hate page. I found no luck on google, except thousands of
links back to his Hate site. "My links" page from the website i had at the time, contains a
broken link.. this could be useful. Using the Way-Back Machine at Archive.org, i searched his
old pages, but only found this.

His email address is still active, which means someone is paying for the AOL account still.
Wish i knew his old phone number. But i did find an address, which im going to send a letter.
Ryan if your out there, email me mother fucker! Ive put way too much energy into this already.
Your most likely dead anyways.

His name is Ryan Rich

Drove a white Buick

Worked at Subway.

Oh eye. You are turned away from brain. I see with you, not
through you. You have an iris! And a cornea! When i smoke
weed, thou art red. You are closed, when its time for bed. I
once was sick and you had glue. Oh eye; linked to brain, you
and i are one in the same. Without you, i would just be a brain.
You paint reality; eye, you are THE whore of my dreams.
Because without sight, the eye is nothing. It is the beacon of
my psyche.

Oh eye! Thou are art a vagina! Without you, all that remains is
an ocular cavity, good for naught but fucking. Though you
cannot give birth. I see you from across the room; a black
hole, a reality of flesh that is the head that encompasses you.
A semen depository? No. No, no. You are so much more to me.
Thou art a holy place in which i would find rest for my manrod.
A final bastian, a sactuary for the inevitible ejaculate which
will fill the emptiness of the absent eye.

Oh diseased vagina, you are dirty! I see your
protrusions of infection, on an otherwise featureless
plain. Where are conscience and logic?! Relaxed and
retarded are they, in my moment of desperation. The
outcry of yearning deafens the screams of common
sense. Your volcanic opus, having not seen the meat
of man for an age, cries out in truimph at the sweet
music of achievement. That which was pure and clean
has drunk of the fuck-milk of disease and contaminant.
I wreak of tainted dairy! I fulminate with the buttery
smegma of your pestilant goo. Oh to be the polluted
penis of man.

Oh hand of infinite size! You are so!, in a vagina of virginity. Your purpose
is not to nut, oh no, if so thou would fuck a fruit! The compact hole of
woman-flesh awaits thee. It shall yield like a sky to the sun, open and
awaiting. You have stood the entirety of your existance as you were, only
now, to be torn and mutilated in appeasement of the fist. From hence shall
you remain, a forgotten relic of desire to the almighty D, ever craving for the
hand.

So Chrys went to the arcade aution without me.. again.. and
bought a PlayChoice 10. I cant fucking believe it. I want to kill
him and take it right now. He does not deserve such trinkets!
Chrys would not respect or treat the playchoice, like i would.
Would Chrys give the P.C., the infamous Playchoice
Advantage!? Nay i say!

Click here for the picture of his new machine, that make me so
goddamn angry in mine pantaloons.

I want to apologize to Matt and Chrys for my disapearing act
while Matt was down for all of one day before saying anything.
I was working, which sucks, and i had some loose ends to tie
up with other things (financial). My world is getting
increasingly more full as the days run into each other, and ive
decided im going to try and get out more, expand my... i guess
myself. Im want to write a book. I want to watch "The Goonies"
every fucking day. I want to sit down and finish Final Fantasy i
got from Matt in trade for a speaker system.

G oonies.org

Goonies.com

I MDB Goonies

G oonies Rom

G oonies2 Rom

A storia Webcam

D aily Astorian

G oonies Vacation

Read-a-long Book

F rench Goonies

The Goonies is the first movie i
saw in the movie theatre. I
cant really remember the
experience too well; ill be
honest. I still love the movie
and would love to go up into
the attic with some Snake
People and find some rich stuff
so i can build Snake-Peeps
Island resort and community.
(trademarked)

The Goonies are very much
like the Snake People, except
we arent gay for Corey
Feldman, nor do we have a
super mongoloid following us
through our adventure.

D onwload Turbo
Torrent Now!

A fterdownload
Bittorrent, download
some fucking
movies!

UG SAYS:

B's SP Index is back!
Visit now for the
classic Zelda Review!

One Eyed Willy
Loves The Goonies!

Medusa-like
creatures dont fly.

Yes they do, M.C.
Faggot. Efrit = Homo!

So the webspace ante has been upped again. I have been
blessed with a huge lump of space, and yes i will share it as i
always have with y'all. First, a fond hello to the crew and
posters of Mameromlinks.com, whose frequent visits are
stressing the site to its limits. I made a post telling them of the
good news which i will share with you now... but first! Ah yes
always something else. Everything is fine after Hurricane
Wilma. My wedding Anneversary is tomarrow, which is going to
be great. Gary is in Tampa at Mons Venus right now, so of
course he is not available for comment. Mr. Le Bald has found
love once again, his cats still have aids, and if anyone wants to
donate an old car to him, well then do so. Otherwise everything
is as should be expected. Like a velvet glove hand-job, I'am
here to make things free and funny, with a sweet release.

-Mame Roms to be added to the available Rom Sets.

-NSF Files to be available for download.

-New Pictures archive to become available next month.

Mame 32 Roms
NSF File Libs

(Temporary
Link)

Iam a Cyclops, i have
one eye. No my eye is
not brown you fruit
basket. What do you
mean you dont
recognize me? I am
from Final Fantasy 1,
im just a different
colored Giant.. or
Titan.. or Atlas...

This space is for rent.
I do not charge much,
and the hits are
phoenominal to say
the least. If you
interested in filling
any of this empty
space, let me know.

Roms available on this site, are only available to those who know the proper ID and Password. If you have typed in this password and ID, you
agree to the following terms and conditions: (1) You are over 18 years of age. (2) Before participating in downloads, you agree to this terms of
service agreement. (3) You own the game you will download, or have downloaded. If you do not own the game (rom image) you have a 24 hour
trial period to remove said game. I will not be responsible for your lack of intelligence. (4) You agree to use your 24 hour trial period for education
purposes, and promise to remove the game. (5) You promise not to distribute anything you have downloaded here, with the exception of certain
pictures that are owned by Nintendo of America. (6) You agree the 80's are the bomb, and Nintendo is a glorious thing to be respected and adored
by millions.
If you have any further questions regarding the Terms of Service, email me.

I also added a terms of service agreement. When you
download something from this site, you are agreeing to it, and
i have your IP address to prove it. All IP adresses are being
logged with the server and backed up on my home computer.
Scroll down to the bottom of this page for the agreement. I
hate doing this, but it had to happen sometime...

Terms of Service Agreement

Chris B is back in town, all rejoice.

Chris, i have wrote you a poem.

Chris, your back from Iraq,
You make us all have a crap attack,
you suck so bad at Halo,
I wish you wouldnt eat tomatoes with mayo...
711 sure lost a good guy,
too bad you dont eat burger king's fries.
you said black was the best pussy youve ever had,
just wait untill you see the fine ass girls next to your new pad.
I offered you a crack pipe and some Brillo,
and you told me all you wanted was Ryan's Nut Pillow.

I hope you like my poem
Chris, i put alot of thought
into it. On a serious note tho,
we have missed you and
are glad your back.

If anyone in the fort myers
area wants to buy Chris free
drinks, email me, give me
your cell number, and ill
consider it. Oh, and you
must have a vagina.

A ll Nes music, in MIDI format. Fucking Great.

J apanese Famicom Band Music download. Watch the punchout movie.

N esPlayer - Great website highlighting many NES moments.

C ollegehumor - Tons of great movies/pics/articles.

M etaCafe - Movie site, updates daily.

B log Wars - Stile's other white meat.

When at the liquor store, a thought occurred to me. "I wonder if they
have Absenthe?" Well, they did. I had only two shots. Then the
nigtmares began. I was falling, drowning, changing channels, running
from zombies and worse. Could not sleep. When i pick up the phone
and call Chris tonight, im going to ask him to bring it over.

No one liked my Myspace rant. Emails said it was spot on, just not
NES related, and not that funny, so its gone. Here it is if anyone wants
to read it. If your not interested in that, here are a couple porn movies
insted. I cant please everyone.. goddamn. Porn: (1) (2)
Oh and for the people who emailed me asking to see Gary's
myspace... (linky-poo). A quick shout out to Hanna, as many people
may get to know her very soon.

What movie am i watching?

If you guess Gymkata, then you are the winner.

Why are they on bikes? oh what i wouldnt do for a
high bar to swing from and kick them from their
bikes. Is it, it is! Yes a high bar! No more mr. nice
guy.

Running... out of breath.. people chasing me who
look like zombies.. oh thank god a pommel horse!
They shall rue the day.

Old AOL Site

Sure the Super Mario Bros. Super Show was good. But the only thing that
made it good was Captain Lou Albano as Mario. The pro wrestlers of the 80's
were what made it for me. I couldnt help fantasizing about Zelda come friday
afternoon. It only aired on Fridays, and it was usally a re-run, but it was
always the best.

Captain Lou was also in the Goonies R' Good Enough music video along with
Cyndi Lauper and bunch of other WWF Wrestlers. Coincidence? I think not my
friend. This also proves my theory that Chunk = Lou Albano. Nuff' said.

yes, those are ryans nuts right on chris' face

Yes, i found the original
Nut-Pillow Pict from 1996.

Theme music from
the Zelda TV show.

NES Stuff that never
made production.

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5)

The perfect weapon.

This chick digs Zelda
more than i do, and
rightfully so.

Metal Babble says, "Click me,
for iam a link clicky deal".

blarg!

Droslow MS

Ryan M. Rich

All the searching, all the time wasted, and he was trying to find me via Myspace. Of all the fucking places i
could have found Ryan-fucking-Rich, it had to be the most satanistic of all internet havens. Aparently Ryan has
been here for quite some time, and has been sending me messages on myspace all along. When he saw the
site he went apeshit, two days later we had a reunion of sorts, and i have decided its really good to have
Ryan home, along with his awesome girlfriend Cassie. (who is older than 15 by the way) Game night is back
in full effect, with me missing some days here and there. Anyways, welcome back Ryan, maybe you will post
here soon.

R yan's Myspace - RMR Website (geocities) - Ryan's Comcast Site

The guys (minus me)

Teeler Bowie

The Ryan: Collectors Edition

Kyle face humping

Matt face humping

Brian Drunkness

Kyle by twilight

Crazy A fucking face

Fuck you fat chick!

Kyle Messmer has left the building

I see you looking at the beer. You want to have a
last one with your friends but they arent around
anymore. Damn you for leaving. But oh! You will
be back my friend! You will be back! Nay reach
not for the beer on your head and on yonder
counter! you have lost your chance for the beer!
The beer is long gone m

Back by popular demand, Tyler hitting Fats
full on in the balls, while he is dancing.

FF1 Mermaid says, "Watch me shake my
ass in Fort Myers. You like it."