Being as the last post was just a rant, ive moved it to make more room on the main page.

Myspace VS. The Snake People

• Let us agree on something. The Internet is really just a large steaming pile of crap. That being said,

• enter MySpace. Why would any intelligent person, in their right mind, give a sounding board to people without a brain?
• Do some people need their inner-most thoughts and secrets be posted for everyone to see? Holding onto a shred of
• socialism, Myspace has long been there to reunite old friends so they can they can meet back
• up, say "Hey!" and then proceed to finger-bang each other forcefully. Yes, i said finger-bang.
• Personally, i think its a farce, and situationally retarded comedy in which the users are the punch
• line. The name its self implies the space is yours... "my - space". When you sign up, you are
• forced into a agreement that takes away your rights, and makes it their space. I know what your
• thinking. You love MySpace, it gives you an outlet to the outside world, you most certainly wouldnt
• have without it. It gives you a chance to share your pitiful excuse for a life, in the vain hope, that
• maybe someone will post their sympathies, for you, the blogger, or poster, or bloggaposter. In
• MySpace, you are given an alternative to reality, a reality where everyone is interesting in their own
• right, and have some sort of worldly opinion that could just possibly change the way we all design
• our MySpace pages, by adding streaming video, pictures, sweet backgrounds, and fake ass
• mugshots of your friends drinking.
• What am i trying to say? Just get a fucking life. Go swimming. Take a fishing trip. Stop trying to
• keep up appearances, no one fucking cares. Stop fucking crying and get a fucking bar tab
• somewhere, then cry to the bartender, he is paid to listen.
• You may be asking myself, what right do i have to have a voice? Why should anyone listen to
• me? Well first off, my grammar is terrible, and im a very mediocre writer, and ameteur if you will. I
• cant spell. Obviously i dont have anything going for me at the moment. But people listen to me.
• Thousands of people each day come to see my outdated posts and to download roms. Ive been
• doing this for a very long time. I dont expect a reaction from anyone and my friends dont either,
• ill explain.
• I have several good friends with myspace pages, some of them are actually a pleasure to view,
• some are annoying. My friend Gary, his MySpace page is awesome. It has breasts, good music and
• strange quirky pictures of just nonsense, just typical Gary stuff. So i take the good with the bad.
• There is just so much more bad than good. Goddamnit.
• So in a fucking nutshell, SnakePeople is the ultimate myspace users wet dream. I do what i
• want as far as content, i can show porn and animals pooping into asians waiting mouths.
• There are no advertisments to obstruct viewing. I started this site in 1996, so i guess MySpace
• stole my idea. In a nutshell ladies and gentleman, i invented myspace, without knowing it. All hail
• fucking me, and my wannabe Myspace page, called snakepeople.net. God i hate myself more
• than i hate crippled people.

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