Major's Conversation with Jason
Part One and Two
Docdroz = Major
Pimpen6972=Jason
DoC DrOz: fine then, i see how you are, i guess the name is self explanitory then huh?
Pimpen6972: what do you mean
DoC DrOz: pimpin'?
DoC DrOz: PIMPN?
DoC DrOz: pimping the hoes
DoC DrOz: and the sluts
DoC DrOz: and the tricks
DoC DrOz: haha
Pimpen6972: she is no of the about she is mine
DoC DrOz: oh, well in that case, get what you can before she leaves you
DoC DrOz: :-)~
DoC DrOz: hel;l yes..
Pimpen6972: she wont leave me
DoC DrOz: just like christina? aha
Pimpen6972: hell no
DoC DrOz: she left your ass, i bet you didnt put out or something
Pimpen6972: she left me for jeremy
DoC DrOz: or you were a bad kisser
DoC DrOz: i didnt think she knew jeremy then
Pimpen6972: yes she did
DoC DrOz: she met jeremy the same time rachel met jeremy, AFTER you two broke up
DoC DrOz: ha
DoC DrOz: o fo
Pimpen6972: but she new who he was
DoC DrOz: she gave you a 2 out of 10 on the kissing scale
DoC DrOz: and so did rachel
Pimpen6972: so whats your point
DoC DrOz: your a bad kisser, but you know how to pimp the hoes
DoC DrOz: :-)
DoC DrOz: like when you played rachel, and christina, and jeremy... oh whoops.
Pimpen6972: i was pimping yo sis for along time
DoC DrOz: my sister? this is major
Pimpen6972: screw you they are all my hoes \
Pimpen6972: oh then c \
Pimpen6972: when did you kiss me
DoC DrOz: at one point, then they found out you was a playa and they left yo ass.
Pimpen6972: fuck no \
DoC DrOz: i didnt, and i never will, but rachel and C did and they said you are a 2 out of 10, that bad man
Pimpen6972: erin said not
DoC DrOz: yeah and, i dont care who she is, she is not me.
DoC DrOz: erin first kiss was probibly you
Pimpen6972: and not them
DoC DrOz: she doesent know what a good kiss is
Pimpen6972: yep that is it
Pimpen6972: erin said you were gay
DoC DrOz: what i thought.....
DoC DrOz: me gay? umm.. i think you know that answer jason, i have had my share of skrumping.
Pimpen6972: ya trying to get me
DoC DrOz: no.... im home alone
Pimpen6972: jerk it
DoC DrOz: on my shitty macintosh which doesent work right
DoC DrOz: i jerk it all the time, i broke up with jess so i have to
Pimpen6972: and jerk it good
DoC DrOz: i need to find some one to do it for me
Pimpen6972: why
Pimpen6972: hold
DoC DrOz: because its fun
Pimpen6972: why did you and her break up
DoC DrOz: because the pussy was rotten
DoC DrOz: and nasty
DoC DrOz: i figured id go where you have been and i go for rachel
DoC DrOz: do you think she would go for me?
Pimpen6972: and green
DoC DrOz: yup, green too
Pimpen6972: maybe i dont know
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DoC DrOz: i think she would
Pimpen6972: then ok i guess
DoC DrOz: maybe ill get some more than you got..
DoC DrOz: and i wont just feel around for the hole.
Pimpen6972: ok that would be good
DoC DrOz: it would
Pimpen6972: ask c about that
DoC DrOz: i will, and maryann
Pimpen6972: eww
DoC DrOz: so you and C, did you? ya know....
Pimpen6972: no fuck \
DoC DrOz: yeah, i know, she wouldnt let you. you would go in the wrong hole or some shit!
DoC DrOz: literally, shit.
Pimpen6972: screw you
DoC DrOz: umm... sure, wait your turn. rachel first.
Pimpen6972: ok hun
DoC DrOz: just call me da east side honkey, Anti-2pac homie clip dogg
Pimpen6972: i am 2pac you fuck
DoC DrOz: ill kill you you stupid undead jig
DoC DrOz: fuck you and all you stand for!
Pimpen6972: oh in the ass
DoC DrOz: ::cap! cap!:: "thats right, ill kill fat boy too."
Pimpen6972: oh shit you thik
DoC DrOz: big and 2pac were reciveing in the ass.
Pimpen6972: eeww
DoC DrOz: oh thats right, you were in a gun fight at the beach.
Pimpen6972: hell ya
DoC DrOz: i think you have been watching to much police acadamy
Pimpen6972: hehe
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DoC DrOz: maybe ill use her like you did.
DoC DrOz: haha
Pimpen6972: that aint right yo i never did use her
DoC DrOz: she said bull shit yo
Pimpen6972: if i wanted to i could and can but i wont
DoC DrOz: she said you dont have a chance with her now and you never will.
DoC DrOz: rachel said that
Pimpen6972: that is fine i have my baby erin
DoC DrOz: your ugly, cut at birth erin
DoC DrOz: :-)~
DoC DrOz: j/k
DoC DrOz: big guy
Pimpen6972: what
Pimpen6972: flower power
DoC DrOz: rachel said it took you a while to find the hole.
DoC DrOz: WTF?
Pimpen6972: lets not even get in to this
DoC DrOz: no, i think we should, didnt you know where the hole was at? i mean, there is more than one hole and everything, what were you doing? just feeling around?
Pimpen6972: i am not getting in this with you \
DoC DrOz: come on..... tell me, i wont say anything.
DoC DrOz: i wont laugh at your foolish attemts at fingering.
DoC DrOz: :-0
Pimpen6972: no it aint that
DoC DrOz: BRB
Pimpen6972: ya
DoC DrOz: allright im back.
DoC DrOz: lets talk more about finding the hole
Pimpen6972: i know where the hole is ask c
DoC DrOz: i will! did you finger her?
Pimpen6972: who c
DoC DrOz: yeah, C
Pimpen6972: then why did i tell you to ask her if i didnt
DoC DrOz: my god, does christina know this?
Pimpen6972: hehe you stupied ass
DoC DrOz: oh yeah
DoC DrOz: is is tight or loose?
Pimpen6972: who
DoC DrOz: C
DoC DrOz: and rachel
Pimpen6972: c yes rac i dont know
DoC DrOz: what do you mean? you dont know? you were downthere..
Pimpen6972: what ever
DoC DrOz: come tell me...
DoC DrOz: i know you know
DoC DrOz: you fingered her rotton
DoC DrOz: did you chow it?
DoC DrOz: did you chow C?
DoC DrOz: was it stinky?
Pimpen6972: no c was nice but did not choww
DoC DrOz: what about rachel? was it smelly?
Pimpen6972: i dont fucking now
Pimpen6972: know
DoC DrOz: yes you do! i know you smelled your fingers.
DoC DrOz: tell me man
DoC DrOz: i bet it was some rank shit
DoC DrOz: damn it, tell me, im on the action, and i need to know
Pimpen6972: just fuck it
DoC DrOz: no! i need to know how it smells first.
DoC DrOz: hello?
DoC DrOz: if i told MOM that you fingered christina i bet she would get real mad....
DoC DrOz: oh man, she would drive over there right now
Pimpen6972: she knows
DoC DrOz: no she doesent, she said if you ever touched her there..... oh man
Pimpen6972: she fucken knows
DoC DrOz: hahahahahha.
Pimpen6972: she even told me she did
DoC DrOz: allright
DoC DrOz: i believe you
Pimpen6972: al right ask her
DoC DrOz: i did, she said she is going to beat your fanny
DoC DrOz: j/k
Pimpen6972: ya ok
DoC DrOz: do you want C back? (just me and you)
Pimpen6972: not right now
DoC DrOz: are you sure? i mean, it looks like you are trying to break them apart....
Pimpen6972: i aint gotta try
DoC DrOz: huh
DoC DrOz: yeah right
DoC DrOz: tell me the truth
Pimpen6972: no i dont want her back
DoC DrOz: ok