So you think you have what it takes to be Snake People material?
Requirments are as follows:
- You have to live in the Lee County area of Florida. We all live in Ft. Myers, and you are expected to as well.
- You have to own a nintendo, and a decent amount of games.
- You have to be good at nintendo, really really good.
- Being a drinker really helps. If you have good drinking skills, your definetly a canidate.
- You have to put up with our shit. Getting in is a long and hard process of bullshit, drinking, and playing nintendo challenges quite often.
- Nintendo Challenges. Any member of the Snake People may challenge you to a game of their choice, and skill difficulty. If you lose you could possibly be kicked out of Snake People.
- Accept the fact that you will never be as good as the veteran members. B, Rojam, Tyler, Matt, A.
- Know and recognize all songs the Minibosses cover from NES games. This is a must. The Minibosses are gods amung men.
- The Konami code.
That is the main criteria for getting accepted into Snake People. Here are some things that really help, like x-tra credit.
*- Buying beer for the Snake People members.
*- Knowing at least 2 of the songs played by RISC.
*- Hum the SMB underwater music.
*- Beat Contra without losing 1 life.
*- Beating DW as a snake peep challenge.
*- Beat Castlevania, no emulator.
And what are Snake People challenges you ask?
They are what the Snake People give to the aspiring snake people as training. They can give one anytime, any game. On a rare drunked moment, A SP member might issue a SP challenge to another member. This is not unheard of, and it must be honored. If it is not preformed, there will be a vote, and the person could or could not be booted from Snake Peeps. Once kicked out, the person has a Limbo Status. They could be let back in at anytime, without all the frustration of being treated like shit and being everyone beer bitch. This has happened many times.
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What do i get for being a Snake Peep?
- Access to the NES game collection we have assembled. Many many games, and you get to play them as much as you want.
- Beer that flows like water. There is always beer.
- Administrator access to the SP website (your here now).
- Can update freely.
- Can make reviews.
- Your own @snakepeople.net address.
- A Nintendo CD. Every NES game ever made, burned on a CD.
- The feeling of being in a group of people who play NES and drink alot.
- The repect of NES players around the world.
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What is a Golden Chair?
A hoverround-style, mart-cart kinda chair. Painted gold, and supplied with your own prostitute in the front to give you head.
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How did the Snake People Start?
