Well, i started this page about 5 years ago. I made it as a webpage about the group of people i hang around with. Slowly, this page has turned into the journal of my everyday life. Check out the news i post everyday, get to know the crew, come back everyday.
I just started this page and its new look today. Althought this site has been here for a long time, i really havent dont much with it but just post my daily events and things to make my friends laugh. Abut 5 minutes ago i deleted much of what is here except for the links and the graphics top and bottom. I dont have alot of room on the server for graphics and such, but ill find room when i can. Bare with me this is going to be a lil' crude, but i promise it will get better as we go along.
On this site, you will find the list of my daily events and my take on various things in current events. Along side of me, will be my ever so faithful friend Droslow (im DroZ) we have similar nicks, but that does not make us homosexuals. I picked Droslow as my partner in crime becuase he is somewhat intelligent like myself, and he is not afriad to tell it like it is.
My name is major.. i live in a residential neighborhood about half a mile square that is infested with old people. Alot of my friends online, and ever some friends offline call me DroZ. I think this is becuase i went to school with boxars on my head one day.. but also, i love the movie PCU. Call me Major, call me DroZ, i dont give a shit.
Little About Droslow
I met him while in highschool, and he had a PC. I loved computers so i went over his house and we made friends quick. His family is rich, and we both live in an old fuck community with lots of old pussy sourrounding us. We make fun of ourselves on a daily basis, and we have fun doing it. Once Droslow had a website (called himself Twiggy then) with a nice fanbase to it. He had some loyal followers and it was cool to see what people wrote in saying to him. I could use his experience at web design and his alarming comments towards reality to make this site shine. BTW, he is not a homosexual.
There is also something else you should know about Droslow... Well first of all his name is Gary. As you will se on this page my attempt to disquise his real first name are futile. Gary, Droslow.. its all the same. Anyways, he hates everone.. including me.
Thats right ladies and gentleman.. Gary fucking hates your guts. He doesent even know you? well we have to change that. Please EMAIL Gary, and tell him how much you hate him back.. tell him you love him to piss him off. Best of all, its not just people he hates. Ask him about cottage cheese.
Topic of the day!
Okay, we all know how much gary hates everyone.. but lets single out some groups. This is what gary had to say about Women in general...
"I think all females should be cheated on, constantly. Why? because they are all bisexual fucking whores anyways and are doing it to you. Your dumb if you think otherwise. Females are fucking sluts that have nothing better to do than use you and get themselves off. Am I wrong? nope."
I feel as if im going crazy, so for today (the 12th of June) i will rant and rave withouts stopping the sentance.
Give me a minute, im thinking.
March 2nd, Another fun Saturday i hate mexicans
So i have the day off for a change. Last week i went on my first date in a while and it wasent that bad. Everything went good and of course i paid for everything. After that i came home and worked on the website im making for a local buisness. So i guess things are working out for me. I got a girl to eat out with, and money coming from 2 different directions. A year ago, i dont think i would have expected things to turn out this good. All of this does not make my hatred for you, and jesus any less than it was yesterday, but it does make me happy.
So i met up with Rachel, one of my ex-girlfriends. She has a boyfriend and all, a real nice guy. We all got drunk together and had some laughs. Im really not sure if i could hang out with them all the time tho, they have alot of money and dont 'want' anything. Maybe a little too rich for my blood. Well anyways, its good to make ammends with people ive pissed off a while ago for no good reason.
Well everyone, its been real but im off to fats house to help him clean his room, of all things. Beer bottles and playboys everywhere. One final note: I got some anonymous pictures in my mailbox this morning.. something about project Golden Chair? I dunno, you take a look.
January 30th, Eat shit and die.. faggots.
Mich Ultra Sucks. I have never had a nastier tasting piece of shit beer in all my life. I will never drink it again. I pray for the day when all beer magically transforms into ::poof:: St. Paulie Girl. Okay trent got married. He was NOT himself on his wedding day, he didtn seem to be on the same planet. He looked very nervous, and i couldnt hear him when he said I do, or anything. I dont think he was happy. I met his dad who looked to me like a new jersey pool hustler. Like a cross between one of the baldwins and an old unshaven guy with a tupee.
Garys birthday party was alot of fun. I got really drunk and went to work the next morning, sweating all that damned alcohol out of my system. Seeing that i was all drunk when i did the post below, im going to fix the grammar and spelling so its all goodand donr right. I ned be doing it gud.
As planned i bought the next book in the HP series, and i also bought the newest Euro Maxim. I love that magazine, its like the perfect bathroom reading material. I guess you can say i bought the yin, and the yang of B&N. When i got home i showed all the nice naked chicks to my dad, whom thanked me graciously with a pat on the back and a goodnight.
Today i did jack and shit, and jack left town. I went to work, came home.. finished a puzzle with the old man, then ate some take out. I met Judy (my step mom ) in the cape and helped her move to her new office she bought, or established.. or whatever. Fun Fun.
Okay now to the porn and away from my dreary mundane life. I was here today, and saw the hottest chick ever. I mean she is so hot. I wish i would have saved just one of the pictures to my desktop. You will see what i mean if you click around enough. Wild-cherries.com.
Quick porn links:
Anything im forgetting? Oh yeah, things that i hate alot. I hate alot of things, let me name a few.
BroadBand
Jesus
God
You
Old people
Crippled people
Old people
The homeless
Wine, grapes
January 29th, 2002.. We have moved.
Tripod started giving me flak about my content. Im serious.. they were emailing me and threatening me etc. Well i got this domain Snakepeople.net, and i read the terms of service agreement i signed... over and over again. Right about in the middle somewhere it says "We are not responsible for your website content. We have no ties with your site and its content.." etc etc. Its like adream come true. So i made the choice to move my homepage to pentagram.snakepeople.net.
I can say whatever i want and nothing bad can come from it. So fuck you AOL, and especially fuck you tripod, and fuck the fat mother fuckers who theatened to sue me for having naked pictures of my ex. You know who you are you filthy fat backstabbing fucks. Fuck you all i hate you fucking all. Mexicans. Oh, and happy birthday Matt, Gary, and B.
On a lighter side of things, i have to goto work in 45 minutes and im not too excited about that. Work has been increasingly more stressful since the owner is always hanging around pressuring everyone. No one really seems to be happy when he is around, but for the most part he seems to be a good boss. I only have one complaint, when the owner is around, no one has any status. He is the boss and the only boss. I was hired as manager but when he is around i feel like his bitch. I have no freedom. I miss mobil. Email joy.
The dreams have lightened up, to about one dream a week. I started to read avidly again, and i started by reading the Harry Potter series. I actually like the books. After i read 50 or so pages i cant put the book down. So ive read the first 3 and im going to buy the 4th one today. My friends are making fun of me but i dont give a shit, i dont see them reading anything. I also was reading the Kingdom of Landover books by Terry Brooks. It starts off when this guy buys a magical kingdom for 1 million dollars. I just like the premise of the book, the writing is good as well. After the 4th harry potter book i plan on reading the the last 3 books in that series.
I make alot of money at work now and i have been thinking about buying a PS2. I make enough in one check to buy a PS2, a couple of games and a memory card. On the other hand, i could put it in the bank and get my own place in a month. My car sucks alot of gas but that isent a problem, and i havent ate at home in almost 2 months. Ive lost alot of weight because of the sleeping thing as well. Either all of this is good, or potentially bad. Take a look at my car.
I think im going to get off and upload this BS now and get ready for work. Ill update later with some shit you might actually want to read.
- January 17th, 2002. 6:16 in the morning.
- I just woke up, i have to be at work by 7:30. Im going to tell everyone about my life, even tho no one cares. I havent been able to sleep or eat right in over 2 weeks. I have a new shitty dream every night that wakes me up. Im talking every night! Tonight i had a dream about my ex whom ive been thinking about lately, it seems as if i cant help it. Just because of the dream, im going to scour the house and take all the remaining things that were hers down, put them in a box, and then piss on them. It seems that i always talk about her on this website, and lately its been a fucking giant complaint about her; really tho this is the object of my dreams. I dont even think about her when im awake. I would do anything for the dreams to stop.
- My life has been good for the most part. I found a new group of friends and they are fun to hang out with. Ive met a couple girls and made alot of new friends. I work for Priced Right Liquor now and make alot of money, but its alot of hours. I work 6 days a week 9 hours a day.. good thing im not salary. When mobil fired me, this place hired me in as manager so i have a good start on life now. Money in the bank and a shiney new Monte Carlo in the driveway. On the other hand, i work too much, dont sleep and dont eat so i cant fucking enjoy anything. When i do eat, its when i go out to eat with my friends and i always feel like puking afterwards. If ANYONE knows whats wrong with me, then email me.. i think i need help.
- Joy is doing good but she is sick again with Hyperthyroidism. I dunno whats going to happen but i wish her well. I dont see much of anyone anymore, so i dont know what the hell is going on with that. Matt is going off to college soon, kyle still works at publix and i still cant fucking sleep. NO SLEEP!
December 3rd.. Things are good, and bad.
They are cutting the "Friendly Serve" work description from mobil. This means thousands of ExxonMobil employees will lose their jobs including me. I cant say i like this, but in a way its good for me. Its forcing me to move on.
I really feel for this guy. His girlfriend dumped him when he went to visit her at college and made him sleep on the streets of DC. After this, he went home, took one of their home porno movies and put it on the computer for everyone to see. Talk about revenge.. dont piss off a guy with A/V knowlege and a home video recorder. If you want to see the full length movie, goto www.kazaa.com, download the client and type in bustanut.mpg. He is being sued by his girlfriends family, but of course as with hundreds of other cases, it will be thrown out of court.
I made a new webpage for the purpose of bringing Snake Peeps: NES Masters into the gaming community. I hope all the old school NES gamers accept us well. I dont really have alot of content on there now, but i swear it will get much better.
We gave Evan too much fucking whiskey and beer, and he got sick. Im talking 3 gallons of oatmeal sick.
Top 10 Beers, Major likes in order of Tastiness:
1) St. Paulie Girl - Ale and Lager (Sweet sweet satisfaction. My favorite beer)
2) Rolling Rock - Pale Ale (always the same, and always good. My first love.)
3) Guiness - Stout and Draught (A sipping beer)
4) Samuel Adams - Dark and Pale (a very unique taste.. so good)
5) Fosters Oil Cans - Its in an oil can.
6) Pilsner Import (Ace) - Tyler found this beer at Albertsons. A masterpiece.
7) Blue Heron & Labats Blue - Smooth beyond smooth. The best pale ale around.
8) Kostriker Schwarzbier - Stout Lager (Available in mini-kegs and 16oz cans)
9) Magic Hat - Bitter, Lager, Ale (Prolly the best beer site in existance.. try Fat Angel its my fav)
10)Budweiser Products - Except for fucking budlight AKA pisswater
Beer Terminology
BITTER: British ales, usually bronze to deep copper in color, that are heavily hopped, giving them a hoppy bitterness.
BOCK: These beers are usually brewed for consumption in the autumn and are stronger than a typical lager (more than 6% alcohol).
LAGER: These are brewed at lower temperatures for a longer time period and then undergo a slow second fermentation and aging process.
PALE ALE : Pale ale usually refers to the color of the malt used to brew this ale. The malt is dried instead of roasted giving the beer a lighter color and less hearty flavor.
PILSNER: Originally brewed in Pilsen, Czechoslovakia it is characterized by a hoppy aroma and a dry finish.
PISSWATER: See Bud Light, Milwakee's Beast, Miller High Life, Red Dog, Schlitz, Natural, Mickey's, King Cobra
PORTER: A style developed in London in the early 1700's. It is a blend of pale ale and stout with less hops than other ales and a sweeter taste.
STOUT: It's dark color is due to the highly roasted malt used, giving it a rich malty flavor with a strong, bitter hops taste.
November 7th, 2001. Im in a bad mood for once!
If you havent noticed, things are missing from the site. A name here, a name there... i little reference here. I removed all questionable material about all of my ex girlfriends from this site. I hate my time wasted, and i hate people bugging me, so i think this will get people off my back. Supposidly i have naked pictures of my Ex on here i dont know about, and a very small amount of "questionable content" as i like to call it. Oh, and supposidly im going to get "legal action" bestowed upon my incredibly well fashioned piece of shit website, and myself.
As i knew i eventually would, i deleted ALL questionable references from this website, and moved servers. Im under a different terms of service, but i have more freedom to put what i want on this site. I hoping people will leave me alone now. Im in the middle of making a website for my father's Liquor Store chain he now runs, and this 2 hours of re-uploading is taking way too much time. I was hoping to have it done this weekend but i now see this is impossible. Also, im going to ask that no one email me at my AOL addresses anymore. Im on all 5 of them, i pay $30 a month for the service, and i dont want to emailed anymore at AOL. If you need to talk to my father email him at NavMetro@aol.com, and myself at docdroz@yahoo.com. Other screen names that i have on AOL are only used by me for FTP purposes.
On a lighter side, Tyler Wadas is going to the prom with Joy! Can you believe it! I mean, Joy is hot and Tyler is not a bad looking guy, so i think they will have lovely babies. By the way, Joy is going to be 37 when its time to don the dress for her first Prom. I cant wait... i hope i get a teenage date to take me with her, so i can see this shit.
I really hope Joy picks out some fluffy fucked up looking old school brides maid/prom dresses. Man, that would be so cool.
All the best sites.. Look at each and every link. Now.
The 8-bit Theatre - An ongoing web comic about the heros of the Final Fantasy games for NES.
Metal Storm Weapons - Digitally fireing machine guns.. the video clips are great! 1 million rounds per minute!?
Water Cool Your Comp - Be the only kid on your block with a Fast & The Furious style computer.
Hacker Netword - Not actually about hacking.. one of the most interesting sites around.
Fark.Com - A news website, has a daily update of the current news. Very funny, good content.
StileProject - BadAssMofo - EHOWA - Slapass - SA - WTFMan - CrackerJap - Cloud10 - M.D.Sucks - AmpLand
9/11 World Trade Center
Im sure everyone has heard about the WTC terroist attacks. I was working at the gas station when it happened, and i just turned on the TV in the back on time to see the shit go down. It almost looks like a scene from Die Hard. Two planes hit the twin towers, and both collapsed.. one right after the other. I cant believe some fucking dot head son a bitch would try something this stupid. Alot of people died because of this, currently running up in the thousands. 800+ people died at the pentagon right after the WTC attack, and nothing can be done about it. I just heard people that are stuck under rubble are calling the police on their cell phones begging to be dug out of their concrete prison.
I dont know what to think of all this. This is prolly one of the most terrible things that has happened in the short time ive been alive. I suggest everyone who has a gun, to bring it with them to work and protect yourself. Put some kind of weapon in your car, and bring a cell phone or one of those emergency beeper things. I get a knot in my stomache just thinking about this. This is prolly the most terrible thing i have ever seen..
Anyways, i dont mean to get everyone down, but this is just shitty. I have been playing alot of River City Ransom at brians house lately, which is a very good game. If you like RCR, click here RIGHT NOW.
Other links include a very nice email service just as good as Yahoo or Hotmail.
I really envy Ron Jeremy. If you have ever watched any of his porns, you will know he is some overweight guy with a big schlong and alot of hair. He seems to be good at his job, and i guess he is in demand tho i cant see why. I envy him. When i get old and ugly i want to be a porn star. I love that link. If you look closely, our buddy Ron is sitting in front of a big bag of coke. I guess that means to be in porno, you have to love da powder.
Also.. Ed Powers. He is much the same as our friend Ron, but is much more ugly and not hung as well. It seems all the underage girls love him, and he loves them back. If you have ever seen any of his films (Dirty Debutates, More Dirty Debutates) you will know he is one messed up mutha. Check out his site. Notice all the girls that are probibly under 18. Maybe they are his daughters or something. Dirty Ed is the man.
I have been hanging out with my friend Smike alot recently. He just got back from Gainesville and he doesent have a car, so i drive him around.
Sept. 10th.. The end of the neverending.
**I regret to say, that to avoid AOL's rath, i have taken out all refrences about any of my ex-girlfriends. Its been fun talking smack about each and everyone of them, but to get people off my back im just going to cut some strings. Sorry guys.**
{JiNx} August 7th: Hiya Everybody
Hmm, where to start, where to start... Ok, well I'm JiNx and DroZ asked me to post on this page because I rule so much more then he does! =) Anyways, my real name is Steven and I'm a major karate/martial arts buff. I have been state champion (Minnesota) for 2 years in a row in Musical Form and for 1 year in Open Form, I am also ranked 2nd Nationally in my division right now (nothing to brag about since 2nd place is just the first loser). Basically I'm an asian guy trapped in a white man's body, most all my friends are asian, and not one of them consider me white ;p. The sad thing is, one of my 3L337 partners (Team Form) is leaving for college on the 13th for a few years in California (Check her out; Girls 15-18 year old, weapons competition, Shannon Moriarty is ranked 1st in the world! w00t!). So I'll be on my own as far as training goes and such. I'm a huge Jackie Chan / Jet Li / Bruce Lee fan(Rush Hour 2 was damn hilarious).
I am also a huge gamer, I've played all the really good games and am pretty damn good at all of them (Ultima Online, Starcraft, Counter Strike, Infantry, Subspace, almost all N64 games, Baldur's Gate 1 & 2, WarCrafts, Diablos, any of the Final Fantasy games... except 8, and 9, those sucked ass, I don't think those were made by squaresoft, FF3 was the BEST PERIOD! That's about it for now, if any of you wanna play some games or converse about the martial arts feel free to e-mail me at GrandMasterJiNx@aol.com (ultimajinxx@qwest.net) -or- ICQ me at 36796592.
Hasta,
{DRosloW} August 4th. I am god.
- I'd like to amend to those special events. First off those god damned niggers in front of gator lanes can come suck my left testicle, my right one has the clap. Hmm.. I get my free reign to write whatever I want? ok.
- Joy is hot and everyone think she has fake boobies, cept me of course. *wink joy* I have big plans for next month.. first off I plan on becoming part of majors family so either I gotta marry the DroZ, his sister.. or his cousin. Hard pick, but since im not a fruitcake yet i'll go for the sis. Mm mm.. schoolgirls are gud. Ok i'm going to go spank the spam and diddle my bottle of Manaschevitz cuz i'm a bitch. thx.
- {DroZ} August 4th. Once again, i was slacking.
- Im sorry i didnt update for the longest time, but i dont think anyone missed the updates anyways. Ill start off small by saying it is a good month. Why you ask? Because my beautiful, multi-talented, and surprisingly witty boss Joy, finally dumped her boyfriend. This is good for a number of reasons.. But for the most part im happy, because now things are going back to normal. She talks to me everyday now, i can call her again, and she is allowed to mention other people's names. Its a good month.
- Special Events
- -Tyler and Crazy A got into a fight.. Kyle jumped in and kicked tyler in the back a couple times. Funny to watch.. all this happened while B was visiting. A pity he had to see this.
- -My sister Toobie is going to live down here for good.. i cant wait till she comes back. She visited for a little while, but then she told me she is coming back to live here shortly.
- -Almost got into a little scuffle with about 30 people i didnt know last night in the Gator Lanes parking lot. Everyone wanted to beat Dante's ass (no he is not black) who is Gary's sister's, boyfriend. Why god?
- -Ive decided to have guest updaters for the page. I cant always update, and im certin there are people out there a whole lot funnier than iam, and that have alot more good material. I already asked
to guest update.. lets see if he accepts the invite.
- Some quick links...
- BBspot - Links to other sites
- Neuticles - Ive always wanted a set.
- Dungeons N' Dragons - An unauthorized site with more content than you could ever read.
- Goatsex - i have no clue what the purpose of this is.
- "Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most."
- June 27th, almost midnight.
- Emulation. We all love it, we like to play with it sometimes.
- Your online, you want a specific rom for one of your emulators. You could have gone to PlasticMan's Emulation page, or Innocent Emu. Both of these sites have shut down within days of each other. The beginning of may spelled doom for Plasticman, he gave his final notice that he was going down in one month, and said his goodbyes. Just a couple days ago, it actually grounded. On the same day Innocent Emu, the site with the most working roms on the internet went down as well. His last statement is still there for people to look at, and its very interesting. I emailed the caretaker of Innocent Emu, here is the email and his reply.
- What the fuck is going on with this shit? i cant even get a decent rom that i want anymore. I know you can go on Mirc like i always have done and got all the roms i need, but i dont want to do that. Well one good thing has come of this.. The very popular emulation news site Node 99 is going to reopen for buisness soon. I cant wait.
- June 18th, Post Father's Day Wrap-up
- "Maybe some day ill get some balls, and call her." I tell myself. Looking at her pager number i wonder what she is doing.. hmm.. prolly at the mall with tutti? I dont page her. Maybe she will call me or something.
- I know, i have a bad attitude about women. Of course this is because i had a steady girlfriend for a very long time.. its not like i had to go after them or anything. I just always had the same damned one. Things have changed, and ive met a nice girl named Kelli. Anne says to me "Hey Major, i got a girlfriend for you!" Ha! Good news afterall. Hook it up Anne. Maybe it will get my mind off whats-her-name.
- I went with Tutti over to Kelli's house saturday night, had alot of fun. Drank some beers, hung out and listened to music. Sunday i just went over and said Happy Father's day to my uncle.. cause he might as well be my father anyways. "Good man" Freddy tells me. I just feel like im wanted over there, at my cousins house. Everyone is so nice to me, its such a good change in my life.. me deciding to hang out over in the cape. Watched the most part of Coyote Ugly, which is just a girly type movie with 3 hot chicks not getting naked in a bar.
- Im so tired i can barely type to you on the computer now.. so ill get back on when i wake up and write somemore shit that no one wants to read.
- June 12th, oopsy!
- Just got home from working with my dad at the liquor store. Fun fun...
- Today i was talking to this "guy" whom i thought was a girl. It was an honest mistake, really. I guess this person is on the Legend RPG mailing list with me, with the screen name Succubus18. (name is altered slightly, so not to get sued for slander) A succubus is a female demon, tempting men in the night.. taking their virginity etc.. So of course i think its a girl. "She" starts talking to me about this and that, asking me about my life etc.. i show "her" my website. "She" tells me how much she likes NES and likes to roleplay etc.. so IT says "Wanna see my pict?" (i wish i still had it) I said allright, and bam, it was sent. Meanwhile, im thinking a chick that roleplays, likes NES, and Legend is too good to be true.. something is up, this has to be a guy. I take a look at the pict and its a small pict, maybe a quarter of my screen and its very hazy autumn theme background with like a translucent-like person in the corner very small. Squinting, i cant see it. Looks like a female from what i can tell. So i tell it "Nice pict.. " So it says, "Thanks, i know im not cute or anything, but i like it." One more close look. Okay thats female. So i say, "Not alot of women roleplayers anymore.. its a rare breed." It says..
- "Im not female.. :-( I have very elven features i know.. i even won a best female costume at my school."
- "Not female.. what?"
- "Im not a women, but iam 18."
- ((Just told one of my friends what happened, he called me a fag))
- "Im sorry, dont i feel dumb.. i must look like im a fag or something." i said.
- ((I look on the mailing list and sure enough, this person is playing a female character))
- From then on, HE didnt talk to me, and later i learned this is just because the cord got pulled from the wall, not because he was offended by the "fag thing". I dont blame this guy really, i blame the internet.
- Why does the internet have to be so decieving? I cant even trust someone to be female by their name, and the character they play online. Act like a girl, and i automatically think that the person is. I wont deny it; i really dont like gay people. You have something mentally wrong with you if you are gay. It has been proven there is a chemical inbalance in "its" brain. I just cant picture anyone male doing stuff with another male. Hopefully, this guy is not gay. Girls are allowed to be gay, only if i can watch. Im making a big deal out of this, ill stop talking now.
- A recap on who is who, in my little world i call South-West-Florida-Land. Joy is my boss. Every guy wants her. Gary is my friend that lives down the street. Matt is the brother of Brian who also lives down the street, he is in Tenn.. Freddy is my uncle that lives in the cape. BJ & Tutti are my cousins, Freddy's daughters. Kyle is my best friend, he lives down the street.. known him forever.
- Today i met Joy's new boyfriend Shy. Seems like a nice guy from what she tells me, but they are both way to jealous to be with anyone i swear. Joy cant trust anyone.. how can she keep a man around? Im sure she is thinking the same thing. Well, if they both act the same way, and do the same things, then they deserve each other. Most likely they will fall in love and have lots of little Shy-babies. Maybe a good man will straighten her out about what she wants... TIE HER DOWN AND TAME HER SHY
- "Where ever you go, there you are."
- June 11th. Freddy needs the movies!
- I have to go over Matt's mom's house and get the movie Freddy wants. Everytime i call either she is not home, or she doesent pick up the phone. I think she is watching my porno. She better not be! DONT WATCH MY PORNO MRS CLIFTON. If she is watching my porn when i go in her house to get it, i think ill let her have it. I hope Freddy reads this and knows that im trying to get them to him ASAP.
- Gary sent me this conversation between Kyle and himself, its pretty damn funny. Im mentioned once or twice... something about tapping Joy.
- Yesterday i went in one of the god chatrooms in AOL and messed around with them a little. Its like im the choas factor in their own little world of make-believe. You know its bad when people tell you there werent dinosaurs and we didnt come from apes. Click here.
- If you havent seen it already, ive changed the graphics, and added pict-links. Think it looks good? Soon enough ill add more email links to the bottom of this news section. I got sick of using Adobe to make shit.
- Conversations. I have alot of them. If you read back, i normally post anything worth posting. A funny chat? send it to me, ill post it here where everyone can see it. For you this week i have a couple chats.. one between Gary and Kyle (above) and one from Matt. Some girl emailed him and acted like she was in love with him, stating stuff in her personal life, and left her phone number. Well she IMed him and started to talk to him like they knew each other. Matt played along. Click here to read the whole story. FUNNY!
- You know your a gamer if....
- -When someone steals your dice-bag, you consider it a financial loss.
- -You could wallpaper your bathroom with character sheets of one character.
- - You talk about your characters as if they are real people.
- - You have more than 3 roleplaying folders, only one that you can find.
- - You never seem to have a pencil when you need it.
- - When at the book store, you always stop at the RPG section.
- - 711 is your favorite resturant.
- June 10th, its 1am for gods sake goto fucking bed already?
- If you havent noticed, ive changed all the title graphics for the site. Dont like them? Well i dont care what you think anyways.
- Brian made this really cool Snake People Logo for the site...
- I think thats all that went on today. I played alot of Neo Geo with Tyler and Kyle, and i picked up some books from Jessica's house. YAY.
- June 8th... File Upload day.
- I didnt do a whole lot today. I felt so horrible when i woke up, and i came home from work early. I feel like im going to die. Oh well, on with the update. Im decided to get some webspace and upload ccertin things that i would like to see more of on the internet. Roms, Emulators, and some files which are hard to find.
- Every week i want to spotlight a different emulator, and offer things for download. This week, iam spotlighting NeoRageX.
- NeoRageX is an emulator, that emulates the Neo Geo MVS stand up arcade machine with ease. From the beginning of the early 90's Neo Geo has been a staple in all Arcades, and in some homes. Ever play Samuri Showdown? King of Fighters? These games are only available for the Neo Geo. Neo Geo was available in a home console edition available in the mid 90's to anyone who had $300 for it. Games were $200 a pop.. believe that!
- At a massive 400 megabits, ( a 38 meg download!) the game Metal Slug X was the most popular arcade game at one time. Neo Geo struggled to play this game with its 68000 processor, and its 2 processors running at 8 bit, and 16 bit respectivly. NeoRageX seems to have no problem at all with this game. 64 megs of ram are needed for some of the Neo Geo Games.
- Download NeoRageX
- Download NeoGeo Bios for NeoRageX (required)
- Plasticman's Emulation Page - A place to find lots of Neo Geo roms.
- Classic Gaming - Another good place for Neo Geo roms.
- June 7th. Matt is leaving.
- My friend Matt is leaving for the summer. Not just for a couple weeks mind you, like all summer. He goes to work with his dad in tenn., he comes back the day before school starts. Fun huh? Where the hell am i going to hang out after work now.
- I see my "other family" (the better half, trust me) are using the internet more and more these days. I told my aunt tonight how i use to use credit cards and such and get in trouble. Not like i needed to tell her, but i thought she might want to know. Anyways, BJ has met a really nice guy named Ryan, and tootie talks to anyone that will talk to her. I hope my cousins dont go running off with strange men.
- On a better note, Joy has ANOTHER boyfriend named Shy. I think his real name is David, but personally i think Shy sounds better anyways. She seems really happy with him, and that makes me happy for her. If you guys dindnt know, Joy is my boss and my friend. Let me leave you with a couple of things ive heard today....
- 1) Get a big jar. For everytime you have sex before your married (with your girlfriend) put a bean in the jar. For every time you have sex after your married, take a bean out. The jar will never see an empty day.
- 2) Want to know what your girlfriend/wife will act/look like in 20 years? Take a look at her mother.
- 3) "Booze killed the old man, so im just trying to get even." -Some guy in the liquor store, buying some 151.
- 4) "I wish people would remember my name, and quit calling me som-bitch." -Bill, from work.
- Email --------> DroZ -- Joy -- Matt -- Gary -- Kyle -- My Dad -- BJ ( my cous)
- April 28th. Today is fuzzy.
- I havent updated in a long while, and this is my first update where im restricted to JUST Notepad.
- Stick figure fighting has come back, or if you havent seen it, you should Click here.. WTFman.com has all 3 stick figure movies linked for you.
- I really dont know what to say. Brian is still in Arizona. I still work at Mobil. Joy is still a very cool boss. I have been on AOL 6 years on april 24th. They should give me a diamond ring or something.
- Next update im moving all the old news, to the archives.
- March 5th. Nintendo, UO, nintendo... nes.. .. .
- Well thats me dead. I thought id start this update off positive.
- Nintendo. Everyone has played it once, maybe twice. If you were in elementary school in the 80's, then you probibly put in some good hours on the NES. If you still cant get enough of NES, then you could be a Snake People member. AKA Snake Peeps. Visit Brians S.P. site.
First rule of Snake Peeps: Dont talk about Snake Peeps.
- Most People already know that me and all my friends LOVE the NES console. We love it so much, we self proclaim ourselves the best at what we play. Im not bragging, im just stating the facts.. we are the best. I love the game Wizards & Warriors.
- It has to be the best game ever. Brian loves Contra, i could go on.
- Snake People Members: Brian, Major, A, Matt. We were bigger i think.
- Soon to come from S.P.:
- -An offcial website
- -Scores and records
- -Our favorite games
- -Screenshots galore
- -.AVI movies of us, doing the impossible
- Snake Peeps.
- February 22nd?.. Links, Pictures, Links Archives
- I dont have alot to report for the 3 days i have not updated. Well let me rethink that; yes i do.
- WTFman.com has announced its M: WTF2 flash video, with movie poster. If you havent seen the first one, then there is something wrong with you. Get to WTFman.com now and watch it.
- "All your base are belong to us" will soon go global with the upcoming (almost finished) ASM IRC client. Please visit my friend Brians website for details about how you might get a copy.
- Im going to have to archive some of the old news. It pains me to do so, but the page is running so long, im afraid that it will run out of room or something. So from this point froward to see old news refer to the top of the page, here, or next to the date of the update. Old links can be found here for those who only look at this page for the great links.
- Im thinking about making this page into neat, readable frames. What do you think? Email me and tell me. Kyle got UO. Im so happy he got it back, it was boring to play without him. If you play catskills and you want to be in a guild, let me know. Me and my friends have been playing Ultima Online for years. So long i can remember being PKed by Ronald McDonald out side of the britain mine. Catskills has been very good to us this time around, and i havent gotten myself close to banned yet. I have a 3 story tower, tons of money, and all the fish steaks i can eat.
- Time to goto sleep for i have work in the morn. Ill leave you with a quote..
- --If god came to earth, he would reward me with Scat.--
My Legend Page.... Has lots of Pictures.. sounds, nice neat graphics and lots of my personal touch. i have character reviews, chats, a message board, lyrics to all the songs on the sound track, lots of links to other pages, a poll and sometimes a quiz, credits... opening sequence... my god i think i didnt miss anything. well, whatever, just click the link and see for yourself.My Blade Webpage... Well , methinks you should check my site out, it has alot of cool stuff About the movie Blade. It is a new movie in theatres now. I have info, the movie trailer and much more. Just check it out.
The Art of BUM.... The art of BUM is the way of cock and ball torture. Written and practiced by Grand-Master Gary Espostio, and Major Asselin. Soon to come, my cock and ball banner.
Colin and Bruno!.... Yes indeed people, Colin Lewis' real life experience with the man of the century; Bruno. Warning, this has alot of vulgar content.
The Story of Somone's Life..... Try to figure out who this story is about... if you do ill give youa cookie. Expertly written by Gary Esposito.
Whisky Creek War Zone......... The offcial web page for our wrestling group here in whisky creek. Has a summary of the fight we had in jons backyard. Winner: click here to find out.
A Faggot Without a Cause.........A very degrating webpage about a faggot ass homo bitch named Jeff, and how he torments a friend of mine. He is going to die.
FREE MIKE!!!!!!................................Please help free my Friend from the chains of his evil mother. Share my hate for her by clicking on the oversized link. WARNING: She has a bush like a pissed off cheetah. Also, she has a dill shapped like a lava lamp.
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