10 THINGS I FUCKING HATE! AHHHHHHHHH
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10: The show "Camp Jim", on MTV.
I do not want to see a homo running around in skimpy little shorts teaching girls how to "cheer". Im glad he is gay; its either that or he would have to be a sexual predator.. its a rule written somewhere i think. I also hate this fucking show because there is too much positive thinking. No one gets thrown off, no one seems to be having fun, and everyone is crying, and then all of a sudden they did it, and their happy. Oh, and this show is not "I Love The 80's" on VH1, so of course im going to hate it.
9: The lack of titties on daytime television.
Is it just me, or there not enough hot chicks and breasts on daytime television? Jerry Springer and his abundunce of white-trash breasts is not enough to hold me over for my next 8 hour shift at work. There should be a channel, like the Style channel, but without style and just some titties here and there.
8: Email.
I swear i hate fucking email. The only mail i get is "Want a bigger penis!?" or "Make money selling shit!" emails. Occasionally i get a forwarded email from someone i dont know, that im distantly related to and somehow they got my email address. I delete these emails right away and scream FUCK at the screen simultaniously. About 10 times a week, i get a legitimate email from someone who has visited this site. Here is an example of the email i get:
do you have some roms i need some roms and i had this game with a car with you put it onn you page thx -Barfy0982625@fuckmeintheeyes.com
7: Ninja Crime, and Ninja Gangs
I will make this very simple for you all.. stop with the fucking Ninja Crime. People flying over my building shooting metal discs through my windows at 2Am is really starting to piss me off. I goto Dunkin Doughnuts the other day and im like "I need some boston cremes please." The cashier tells me "Im sorry, we are all out because Ninjas jacked our shit!" At that point i shit myself and go back home and lay in bed. And cry. Alot. Possibly hit something as well.
6: Time exchange, and unexplainable Time Loss
I did a fair amount of drugs in highschool, so its no wonder i have episodes of Time Loss. I can only explain this loss of time by the things that are happening around me, such as: My cat is sleeping on me on the couch and im reading, next thing you know im on the internet looking around on ebay. I dont remember how i got into the computer room, but i did, and i am. I hope this article im writing is not happening in a "Time Loss Zone" or else im going to be even more mad than normal. Also the Time Exchange really makes me mad. Ive been late to work 3 times in my life, and 2 of those times had something to do with the fucking Time Exchange. I dont know how to set my new watch and i dont plan on figuring out how. Im very fortunate that the job i have now does not require me to be exactly on time.
5: Emulator VS NES, ding ding ding
Everyone has a say on this. Some people think the emulator is so far superior to the NES, that people write articles on "How to play your Emulator on your TV". Come on now. I understand that NES Emulators are free, and the games that are available for them are free as well, its convienient and i understand that. This is not how the NES was meant to be played. I have emulators, i have the wanna-be playstation USB controllers. I occasionally love to play the emulator because it does not have to be blown in, or punched in the face to work. I enjoy sitting in front of my massive cart collection and choosing a game by the picture on the front of the cart. I love blowing in the back of the cart and slamming my fists into the top of my NES. Mono sound? You bet. The feel is much more genuine with the real thing. I encourage everyone that has an emulator on their computer, to go out and buy these games if you havent, and buy a Nintendo. Try it for me.
4: E.T. Atari game
I played this game as a kid, ive played it now, and i still dont understand what i have to do to finish this game. I dont understand what the objective is, i hate the graphics, i hate the movie (both versions of). It is rumored that Atari over-produced thousands of these carts, anticipating the game to be a huge success. Well it wasent, so they destroyed all the games in mexico or something, ill find some pictures. This game is terrible. Download ET Rom. (Need Stella to play)
3: The price of used NES games at Game Stop.
When i see a game at my local game stop in the mall that i like, i buy it. Im a very impulsive shopper and i have been know to buy some seriously stupid shit. There is one thing i know about tho, and that is the current "going price" of NES games. I spend alot of time on Ebay and beyond making sure my NES games are worth what i paid, so when i go into game stop and see the NES game "Home Alone" selling for 17.99, i get pretty angry. I want to have every NES game out there, and to do this, i have to buy games i dont like when i see them available. This happen to be a game i didnt have. I paid the fucking 17.99 and pissed my pants as i left i was so angry. I wouldnt mind paying 17.99 for fucking Dragon Warrior 3-4, Contra, Bubble Bobble, Pirates!, or the like. But this has gone too far. Im being used by the system! Motherfuckers!
2: Homeless People, Retards, Gary Esposito, The Sopranos, Sega Master System, crippled people who are only a little crippled, Mensa Members, 21 Jump Street, hot chicks who date ugly guys, 16 year old girls who work at coffee shops and dont know how to make coffee fuck i have a headache
1: People that lived and grew up in the 80's, and did not open their fucking eyes and take in the glory.
Thats right. I will punch you in the fucking asshole if you dont like the 80's. I know many, many people who spent a good amount of time in the 80's, and enevr remember a fucking thing, never kept anything from their childhood, and just plain was ignorant to how cool the 80's really were. This makes me so mad i just shit out the biggest red hot log in my drawers ever.