Once upon a time there was a man named Major, he was a ladies man indeed. He had many hoes and pimped very often. He was about 5'7... oh wait. You probably thought that was the size of his penis, well, no his is only four feet. That's ok though cause he pleasued all the girls, he was da man to all his friends and the head pimp master to the hoes. He worked at chippendales where he made tons of cash where girls rammed it down on his sweaty nut sack. Boy did it get sweaty sometimes to, he had to pour at least two or three deodorant sticks on them mutha's before they would'nt sweat! It was an inhuman set of nuts I tell you. He had a dream though, a dream he was to scared to go through, circumsizion. He wished that he was circumcized but he was a pansy when it came to the all mighty sword.

There was also some chick that had the fancy of Major, her name was... Matthew Grace? No... I mean, Jessica! Yes, that's it.. That was her name.. She had him pussy whipped REAL BAD... It was sorta sickening to some guys, but he had to have that juice.

She was a short girlie, she had nothing big, although I think she had maybe two or three breast implants because she was insecure about her body and liked to use many of the popular household appliances, blenders, washer's and driers.. sometimes the juicer. She though Major was da pimp daddy king! She always got wet when she thought about him. Then again so do I. That is a different story though. She was nosy, Jessica that is, always trying to peek in on lesbians in the shower stalls and stuff.. never could leave a bathroom without checking around for a good fuck. As a matter of fact, I recall a specific lesbian experience she told me about.. Oh yes, She was in the women's room at a bar, fixing her makeup when all of a sudden she heard some moaning coming from the bathroom stall... You know Jess.. She can't resist but to try to get in on it.. so she tried to be sneaky and just peek in, but the door flung open, and their were two girls doing a 69 on the ground, just chowing away at each other, it was a beautiful sight to her, they were to blondes, TRUE BLONDES. She HAD to get in on it, and she was determined.. so she wedged her skirt off, pulled her shirt up and snapped the bra, she didnt wear panties because she liked to finger herself sometimes during work. She got behind one of the girls and starting licking her ass, the girls didnt seem to mind, they even sorta liked the thought of having another person to play with. Well Jessica gave that girl a rim job she will never forget, by the time they were climaxing the screams could be heard from outside the bathroom.

One day, Major was wearing his pimpin' pink leisure suit, just chillen' at the local bar when he saw her.. Jessica. She was table top dancing for some guy in a short white mini-skirt and a white seethrough shirt, you could see her nipples were very errect and she was enjoying herself a lot by the way she was feeling on herself with the dance movements. Major just stared, and thought to himself... "I wanna get a piece of that ass!" and when the pimp, Major, has his eyes set on a piece of ass to get, he gets it.. and hey, she looked easy. But not as easy as you think for she had morales. She would'nt date guys that had uncircumcized dicks. It was the only flaw, and Major was upset by this... he had to get a piece and there he was with the skin still attached. He pouted and whined for a bit to the bartender, then asked for a bottle or two and got himself plastered and was a slobbering drunk in no time. Jessica was still there, and she wanted a piece of that action to.. She was destined to get in his pants, but what would happen when she found out that he wasnt the jew that she was looking for? He looked pretty stinky, and stinky jews and fast women were on her menu for the night.

Later that night, around twelve Jessica escorted Major to a hotel on the outskirts of town where she could just dump him out there incase he had'nt been all she had dreamed of. They got in the room, Major being so drunk and barely awake did'nt have a clue what was going on, doubt he would care really though. She threw him on the bed and stripped him, just to find a limp winky staring her in the face with it's skin still attached. She screamed and yelled bloody murder and was hurt. She had wanted this man and now she found out that he was a wussy man. She thought that maybe she could cut it for him but he might wake up and move and then instead of just the tip being snipped, the whole thing would be and that is definately not on her lesson plans for the evening.. But since he's drunk, maybe a professional could do it. She got out a telephone book. Jessica called the drunken old jew doctor but the FBI answered, and said how this old jew was cutting up guys penis' and making them deformed and broken so she decided that it had to be done by him.. He was to drunk, how could he do it? She thought up a plan and decided to wait till morning...

Morning came.. but Jessica did'nt that night. Where was Major? He was gone when she woke up, and asked the guy who ran the hotel but he did'nt know. She was saddened, she wanted to see that cock rammed in her numerous times. She had to have it. She was absolutely determined. She looked all over town, with a knife she liked to call "big mamma" searching for Major's cute ass. Whilst all the time Major was at his apartment chowing some box and taking down a bottle of advil for his heavy hangover. While he was chowing this beautiful plush pink shaved box he thought about Jessica's box, and if it were shaved or not.

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