Im going to start this simple review off by stating that both Tyler and myself, are very very drunk. We split a pitcher of POB (Pat O' Brien's hurricane cocktail) and had some mystery shots on top of that. This review was Tyler's idea, but it only makes sense since we play this game all the fucking time anyways. Honestly, we are very very good at the game, getting as far as the disapearing pedistals without losing so much as a bar of health. Drunk on the otherhand, we arent so good, and find ourselves laughing at every roll of the dice. I hope you like our screen shots and commentary of this fantabalis game.
(Major) Im in the red, and im fucking better looking. P2 4 lif bitch! (Tyler) I lost my legs in vietnam.
(Major) I swear you better get your blue head outta mah ass. (Tyler) Its dark in here.. oh.. theres my watch.
(Major) Stop fucking kicking. Kick all fucking day why dont ya, and jump around too. (Tyler) Well iam high.
(Major) Hey Tyler, go up that ladder and get shot alot. K? (Tyler) Blarg im dead.
(Major) Why cant i get some kills? KS mutha. I jump on you. (Tyler) Eat it bitch.
(Major) And the knee wins.. again. (Tyler) Im Rick James bitch. Damn you and your knees Charlie Murphy.
(Major) Is "Grasp" the sound, or the act of.. grasping..? (Tyler) Grasp this and find out.. phukka.
(Major) Helicopter what? You fight, ill stand over here. (Tyler) Chicken or fish.. Chicken or fish.. fuck it all just have some peanuts.
(Major) Thats what you get for kicking all the fucking time. (Tyler) Fuck you Adobo, you aint no Patrick Swayze.
(Major) Leave the poor guy alone. (Tyler) I remember the first time i sucked dick for coke too.
(Major) I love the Contra fingers. Contra is awesome. (Tyler) Ill get the spread, you get the laser. It will be all good.
(Major) I knew it.. fucking dykes everytime. (Tyler) Bull-dykes and hand-grenades.. what a fucking nightmare.
(Major) Yes, Adobo. Adobo is ripped man. (Tyler) Adobo = Camel Jockey on crack.
(Major) We got off a conveyer belt, and now we are in the woods. The fucking woods. (Tyler) Tiger Woods? He is black right?
(Major) Your on fire. Again. (Micheal Jackson) Fuck you Pepsi!
(Major) Why you gotta die Ty? (Tyler) Fuck you Adobo, and your meaty sand-nigger hands! coughjew..
(Major) Im all alone now, so im gonna whip out the mighty knee. In your eye baby jesus!
(Major) Arnold, your going down. (Tyler) Iam ze Governator! (in the worst arnold voice ever)
(Major) Hey what the fuck happened? Fucking governator? (Tyler) Fuck babies.
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And this concludes the worst review ever. Im glad you read it to the end, god knows we didnt.
(Jewish)
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