kennoshen: you know, drinking your own throwup is healthy briclift: i do it everyday kennoshen: nooo... kennoshen: in commemrance of major moving back in with his girlfriend
i have made my cellphone ringtone for him that of Wham!, wake me up
before you go-go. do you think he'll be pleased? briclift: haha briclift: nice kennoshen: i want to pk him briclift: so what happened? major and his gf broke up and moved
out kennoshen: do you think he'd be upset if i snuck in his window and
stabbed him in the anus with a superheated steak knife? kennoshen: sure briclift: go for it kennoshen: i think that would be awesome kennoshen: to cause someone so much pain and suffering kennoshen: i'd like to think of myself as an artist on such matters kennoshen: cause i keep havin these dreams about dressing up like a
killer klown from outerspace and hovering over tyler's sleeping form
with a fork kennoshen: as if to say. yes, im gonna eat you bitch kennoshen: and im a clown briclift: hehe briclift: thats definitely an artistic way to look at it kennoshen: see i think i'd kill you by dressing up as a bum and riding my
lawnmover on you while you were passed out drunk, screaming bessie
lives kennoshen: id probably wear sad clown mime make up with the
overaccentuated facial scruff kennoshen: oh and the lawnmower would say jetmoto rules on the side briclift: thats awesome briclift: hehe kennoshen: i think id kill my sister like they killed the lust chick in seven kennoshen: would you like to wear the implement b? briclift: hehe kennoshen: would you go to a twisted sister concert briclift: hmm thats a good question briclift: i probably would kennoshen: would you be happy if dee snider were to whip it out and
slap you in the face with it kennoshen: because he would. kennoshen: i wanted to be a rockstar when i was young. then i found out
they were all faggots. i like my ass cherry intact. kennoshen: makes me want to kill abba, i blame them briclift: hehe kennoshen: why were the beegees and queen homo b briclift: i definitely wouldn't be happy if dee snyder whipped it out briclift: hmm i know queen is (obviously) but i don't think the
beegees are briclift: they just have night fever kennoshen: whattt kennoshen: you know that 60% of women would like to have sex with
their sons. kennoshen: I think that's something you should look into. kennoshen: If my mom were yours, I would. briclift: hehe kennoshen: you could go home, sweet home. briclift: i don't think so kennoshen: I bet matt would do it. kennoshen: I think you should beat him to it. For indy. briclift: haha briclift: no thanks briclift: feel free to help yourself though kennoshen: I try. kennoshen: I bet her lotus blossom is pretty. I'd bring the baby magic. kennoshen: I'd sing to it. What do you think she likes? briclift: well, i know she likes country music and chuck norris briclift: you could work something out with that kennoshen: Hmm, I could sing kungfu fighting. kennoshen: while I give her a Fountain of You kennoshen: would you fuck a 9 month pregnant woman in the ass? briclift: i don't think so kennoshen: why not kennoshen: shes bent over, you could pretend it was anyone. kennoshen: even ms regan kennoshen: im sure you could come up with all kinda dirty talk for her kennoshen: get it first lady kennoshen: or im gonna rip you a hole bigger than your husbands grave briclift: hmm im gonna have to go man kennoshen: haha alright briclift: gotta get up in a few hours
